KFS

Anti biotics and paracetamol. I'm in this thread imagining what I could be enjoying if I wasn't ill ;(

Posted this in the music forum, but after Cher, I'm gonna hit you with this, Mikey! Muahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797ZxjQlhi8&feature=youtube_gdata_player This lad is from my hometown. Disgusting.

Jesus lord. Swagger fooking jagger.

She probably wouldn't even mind. If I've guessed your euphemism correctly

What's the title of this? The link won't load on my iPhone

When my girlfriend and her family say 'done' instead of 'did'. Also hate the way they sigh about everything. Have to wear a fooking Anti-C02 mask when I go to visit. Also hate the way they cry about pretty much everything, happy or sad. And the way her mum tells her 12 year old sister everything instead of her (she's 18), because she knows the 12 year old will tell her what she wants to hear! The youngest lad (4 years) is a little rascal, shouting, swearing, and to make matters worse, he's a little genius. He once hid his older sisters phone for two months and wouldn't give in, despite being put in his room for long periods of time. Her Dad is supposedly a multiple-millionaire, in which he has proved by his countless trips to Vegas and whores. Her parents are finally divorced, shortly after a horrendous house fire in which he wasn't present (he was at poker) The reason I love her is because she isn't like them at all. Despite her Mum bending over backwards for me, which I appreciate, she is the most frustrating person in the world. Phew

What a bunch of ugly people haha! Peeeeter, Pete Masilela. To the tune of 'Free Nelson Mandela'. Quite fitting as he's from SA too

Ee I ee I ee I oh, There's a fat bastard I know His name Is Kevin Barclay Listen, hear us sing Now he's got more power We can't do a thing

BBQ on the beach with my pals!

For all the hopeless romantics- 'The Game' by Neil Strauss.

I really am laughing out loud!

I had a similar incident to ACF at our local 7-a-side. This massive bloke was tackled by one of our team and he didn't like it, so he slapped(?!) our teammate. So I crunched him to the ground and he's offered me the same treatment, to which my reply was "my mum slaps people you fooking nancy". But he was the bigger man and walked away. Suppose the moral of the story is, if they play hard, you play harder.

Been bed ridden all day with tonsillitis and no sleep last night. Got exams tomorrow, time for an early night!

Eurovision Song Contest.

His name is Dio and he always beats his man Oh Dio, Dio take us to the promised land

To the tune of 'You are my Leicester' Naughton, Kyle Naughton Miguel Vitor, you can stay You'll never notice How much we need you So please don't take Our loanees away Lalalalala oo oo

Aiyawatt Raksioraksorn, Thailand where he was born, Aiyawatt Raksioraksorn, Bought us martyn waghorn To the tune of Besiktas match day opener.

Where in Kent mate?

I'm in France. It's probably 5 o'clock their time, I'm not sure whether my iPod adjusts to local time, couldn't care less because I haven't slept at all. I'm in a shite little bed watching hours drift by and I have another 5 hours travel today. I sound ungrateful I'm miserable when tired.

Corr that looks dangerous/tough! Anyway, went and traded in 6 games and got &32.50, got another to sell tomorrow. Had band practise at mid day then football at 5 till now.

Brother was sent to hospital after falling off his horse. Overnight stay was required but he's home now.

Try tracking what's different, if nothing then keep telling yourself what it can do to you and keep fighting it. You'll feel better for it in the long run, trust.

Now he knows what it's like to be a defenceless little girl. Whiny fook.

Saw inception the other day and I thought it was amazing. One of those films where you have to engage to understand. Made me smile how the girlfriend kept leaning over to ask, "why are they doing that?" And the group of girls leaving claiming it was "shit". Obviously didn't like the fact that Leo kept his top on and that you had to think a bit to get it. Anyway, great film. A must see!

Don't want to intrude, but any change in environment or stress that is too hot to handle?