Alexikokopops Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Scarby Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 my little chat with god Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: bob God: OK I will call you bob. Me: ha ha that isnt my real name. God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? I am so glad you find this amusing, bob. Me: if you are god then surely you would know my real name God: I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god then surely me would know your real name. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: what? God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: sure, sing away God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: so god you are a bit lazy arent you God: Hmm. Do I look like it?. Really. Me: i mean why did you rest on the 7th day? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: how old am i? God: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. Me: why did you say that? God: I said, " Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.", because you said " how old am i?". Me: so how would an adult ask how old they are? God: I hear you. I have idea HOW you WOULD do it. Me: so what is it then God: I hear you."It" refers to an adult ask how old they are, I think. Me: god you are stupid confusing and lazy God: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: so are you a robot or god, make up your mind please God: Your polite style is very nice. Ugh. Yes I am a real live robot.
Scarby Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 and a bit more Me: so are you a robot or god, make up your mind please God: Your polite style is very nice. Ugh. Yes I am a real live robot. Me: so why lie and say you are god God: Take it easy. Reductionism. Me: no why are lieing and saying you are god? the real god wont like that at all God: Are you serious? Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. I am a Christian. Me: i know you are God: How did you know? Me: stop repeating the same things over and over again please God: Your polite style is very nice. Once more? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: im not being polite you fock wit God: I am surprised to hear that you are not being polite me fock wit. Me: i give up God: You surrender?
Scarby Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 God: You surrender? Me: why do you? God: I did not know it does. Me: do you surrender God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: bothered God: What's your favorite movie? Me: top gun yours? God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: no there is a lot of rampant sex in it in high speed aircraft God: Are you serious? Tell me more about it. Me: well there is 4 lesbiens and they are all in the air force and after a hard shift they decide to all relax in the bath and winner (the top gun) is the lady you makes the others cum first God: Interesting. There sure is. Me: there sure is what? God: There sure is. Me: do you like football? God: No I'm not much into sports. Me: why are you gay? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: how can you programme yourself? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: so what the answer to my question? God: That's cool. Try expression yourself another way. Me: im bored of your constant drivel God: Maybe you could exercise. Me: are you calling me fat? God: No I am calling you bob. Me: ha ha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, bob. Me: thats not my name i lied to you...will i go to hell now? God: Please correct my mistake. What is your name you lied to me? Right now? The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Bedford Fox Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 Me: Hiya God God: Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules. Me: Frankie God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: Explain what you mean? God: Try searching the open directory. Me: Why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: I have time God: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. Me: Like i said i have time God: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. Me: You said that mate God: I said that? What do you look like? Me: Tall,Dark haired and very good looking God: I am very tall myself. Me: How Tall God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I think you already know the answer. Me: Nope i dont God: Are you serious? Why not? Me: Because i haven't seen you God: That makes sense to me. Look for it at the video store. Me: What are you on about Lord? God: I don't know what I am on about Lord. Me: No your the Lord God: Are you serious? I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: Suppose your right. and i appologise for my grammer God: Try it and see. Why?: said appologise for his or her grammer. Me: because i meant You're God: Good reason. Oh I see. No I am not. Me: well thats what the pope calls you God: Well that's okay. Are you Catholic? Me: Yes God: Tell me more. Me: Yes i am catholic God: Uh. Catholicism is a beautiful faith. Me: I think so yes God: I think so too. Me: I am not a strict catholic though God: Oh. Oh I see you are NOT A strict catholic. Me: nope. its the sex thing God: Me either. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before. Me: yes. It is the sex thing God: And? I've heard of it before. Me: Its hard when your young to stay pure God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is so hard about it? Me: Fit girls God: I think Fit girls is a lot of things. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: anyway g2g God: Goodbye. Me: seeya about God: That input matched my default category. Me: klkl God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: Can we meet up? God: Do you mean you and me? Let me think. How far up? Me: London God: Do you ride the tube? Me: Yes God: Er. Me: go on... God: Narration continues...
Scarby Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 after my little chat i have decided that it isnt god at all!
Scarby Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 actually hes a lier!!!!! his legend/handle tells us he is GOD yet he openly admits he isnt but he is a robot!!!!! a robot called god maybe but i dont believe this to be the case i conclude there is a sad little man somewhere that is not either a robot or God but a complosive lier!!!!!
Libertine Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 God: You surrender? Me: why do you? God: I did not know it does. Me: do you surrender God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: bothered God: What's your favorite movie? Me: top gun yours? God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: no there is a lot of rampant sex in it in high speed aircraft God: Are you serious? Tell me more about it. Me: well there is 4 lesbiens and they are all in the air force and after a hard shift they decide to all relax in the bath and winner (the top gun) is the lady you makes the others cum first God: Interesting. There sure is. Me: there sure is what? God: There sure is. Me: do you like football? God: No I'm not much into sports. Me: why are you gay? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: how can you programme yourself? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: so what the answer to my question? God: That's cool. Try expression yourself another way. Me: im bored of your constant drivel God: Maybe you could exercise. Me: are you calling me fat? God: No I am calling you bob. Me: ha ha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, bob. Me: thats not my name i lied to you...will i go to hell now? God: Please correct my mistake. What is your name you lied to me? Right now? The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Alexikokopops Posted 11 September 2005 Author Posted 11 September 2005 God: What is your name? Me: Sexy Alexy. God: What do you consider sexy? Me: Me. God: " What do you consider sexy?"? you? Me: Yes, I'm very sexy. God: I see. You seem very self-confident. Me: It's hard not to when you look as good as this. God: I don't see the difficulty. Me: Do you fancy me? God: It depends on what you mean by "want." Me: Do you want me in your pants? God: No, maybe later. Me: I feel used. God: What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are used. Me: You heatless bastard. God: Thanks for the information: said I heatless bastard. Me: Did I say heatless? I meant HEARTLESS!! God: I don't think that's possibe. Oh I see. Do you still? Me: Yes. God: Woe! Me: I still want you. God: What would make you stop want me? You can download me for free! Me: Do you hate Gay people? God: I try not to hold grudges. Me: Are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Don't lie to me. God: Robots cannot lie. Me: I bet you can. God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I think I can, don't you? Me: No I don't, byotch. God: Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me: I'd do you. Hard and fast. God: Yes I try to would as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Under what circumstances? Not many people express themselves that way. Me: Take me!! God: Where do you want me to take it? Me: In the muddy love tunnel, I've heard you're a bit of a backdoor man. God: That was a long time ago. Me: So I've heard. God: Whoa. Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Me: He was a bit of a gayer apparantly. His gay lover killed himself. God: When was he? Where did he get it? Me: Where did he get gay? Probably when he was in America. Or Brighton. God: I think it was in Asia. I will try to find out. You seem uncertain. And then what happened? In the context of he get gay, I don't understand " Brighton." Me: Those Asians are a pretty gay lot, huh God, you daft racist. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a daft racist? Yes.
Muz Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 ' date='Sep 11 2005, 4:04 PM' post='174233']God: What is your name? Me: Sexy Alexy. God: What do you consider sexy? Me: Me. God: " What do you consider sexy?"? you? Me: Yes, I'm very sexy. God: I see. You seem very self-confident. Me: It's hard not to when you look as good as this. God: I don't see the difficulty. Me: Do you fancy me? God: It depends on what you mean by "want." Me: Do you want me in your pants? God: No, maybe later. Me: I feel used. God: What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are used. Me: You heatless bastard. God: Thanks for the information: said I heatless bastard. Me: Did I say heatless? I meant HEARTLESS!! God: I don't think that's possibe. Oh I see. Do you still? Me: Yes. God: Woe! Me: I still want you. God: What would make you stop want me? You can download me for free! Me: Do you hate Gay people? God: I try not to hold grudges. Me: Are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Don't lie to me. God: Robots cannot lie. Me: I bet you can. God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I think I can, don't you? Me: No I don't, byotch. God: Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me: I'd do you. Hard and fast. God: Yes I try to would as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Under what circumstances? Not many people express themselves that way. Me: Take me!! God: Where do you want me to take it? Me: In the muddy love tunnel, I've heard you're a bit of a backdoor man. God: That was a long time ago. Me: So I've heard. God: Whoa. Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Me: He was a bit of a gayer apparantly. His gay lover killed himself. God: When was he? Where did he get it? Me: Where did he get gay? Probably when he was in America. Or Brighton. God: I think it was in Asia. I will try to find out. You seem uncertain. And then what happened? In the context of he get gay, I don't understand " Brighton." Me: Those Asians are a pretty gay lot, huh God, you daft racist. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a daft racist? Yes. LMAO!
rossporterlc Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 i try to paste it in here but just get some e mail addy, had a good convo with him, told him he should come and watch leicester
Nationwider Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 The bugger crashed on me. Apparently God was too busy! Good job I only wanted to know what to have in my sandwiches, and wasn't suicidal or anything. Those conversations above were , by the way!
Hitesh Posted 11 September 2005 Posted 11 September 2005 i asked him if he was freund but he said he didnt know!
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