Mark Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 A man has £100, he pushes his car to a house and as soon as he reaches it he knows he is bankrupt. HOW? Yes or No questions only...
Libertine Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 He is playing monopoly and he stops on a property he doesn't own with a hotel. At this point he knows that to pay the rent he will be bankrupt. :sleeping:
Mark Posted 14 September 2005 Author Posted 14 September 2005 He is playing monopoly and he stops on a property he doesn't own with a hotel. At this point he knows that to pay the rent he will be bankrupt. :sleeping: [/thread]
Libertine Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 [/thread] Sorry. Let's get some more riddles then the thread won't die!
King Kyle lcfc Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 Why did the teacher's eyes go funny?
King Kyle lcfc Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 Because he couldn't control his pupils.
King Kyle lcfc Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I???????
Libertine Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in a jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth boxed within. If the fifth you should persue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
EmLeee Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at midday and 3 in the evening?
Libertine Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at midday and 3 in the evening? Man. Morning represents the early years of a man's life where he is a baby and crwling on all four limbs. Midday represents the prime years of the man's life where, in perfect health, he walks on only his two legs. The evening represents the late years of his life where he depends on a cane, the third limb.
King Kyle lcfc Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 What is green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger
rossporterlc Posted 14 September 2005 Posted 14 September 2005 a man turns the light out and goes to bed, he killls 7 people in his sleep, how?
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