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Cheese

Inflatable Dinosaur

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A romantic dinosaur love story. I'm a sucker for a happy ending!

Every year, cheese will take a holiday. He'll go to Florence, there's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, he'll sit there and order a Fernet Branca. He has this fantasy, that he would look across the tables and he'd see rex there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. Rex wouldn't say anything to him, nor him to Rex. But they'd both know that he had made it, that he was happy. He never wanted him to come back.

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Check out yesterdays (Tuesday 28 June) Leicester Mercury. He is alive & well in Loughborough! The kidnapper is a guy named John Robinson & his wife Pauline was also involved in this crime. They have dyed his skin a sort of orangey colour, obviously to trick any dino-spotters as Cheeses son was green.

 

Cheese, get the cops to raid their house with a search warrant & then get them both arrested for such a wicked crime.

 

Can I claim the reward for the info leading to the safe recovery of your beloved Rex/Dino?  Ta!

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