Will our fan base ever be happy again?

[Sir Shep]

What would make me happy, well I don't think we will win the league again but I'd love to see us actually compete in the games we play in, at the moment we play like a puppy wanting to lie down and have it's belly tickled, without all the cuteness that goes with that. 

[Daggers]

Bar the nights where we won stuff, when was this fantasy time when everybody was happy?

 

It's not a trick, I'll tell you when: when Ultra the Mayor's trousers fell down in front of a hall full of primary school children. You want everyone happy and smiling, get Colin back into an education setting and hide his belt.