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It's the 94th minute of the game and the score is locked at 0-0. After Man Utd's shock defeat to West Ham on Wednesday evening they're pushing forward and have been camped in injury-ravaged Leicester's half for the last 30 minutes.

 

Kasper has made a string of incredible saves, with Darnell Johnson shining after replacing Evans in the 44th minute after a savage elbow from Maguire. VAR looked for seven minutes before stating it was an 'accident.'

 

United's 28th corner of the game bounces around in the box. Somehow the ball get sliced into the air and Albrighton shins the ball high but not very far. Heads go up as they watch the ball drop from the sky, and Morgan leaps like a salmon to crash the ball clear. Ryan Bennett, who was on the edge of the area, sees the ball sail over his head and he begins to sprint. He looks up and realises no-one is behind him. With De Gea up for the corner he's clean through on goal, just 80 yards to sprint. The man who came just one appearance away from a lucrative permanent move now has the fate of the club in his hands.

 

Running at full pace, he can hear the rapid footsteps behind him, chasing, hounding him down. He continues but then as he enters the centre circle, disaster strikes. Bennett's shirt has come untucked. He stops dead, reaches down and makes sure he looks nice and smart. Luckily Vardy has saved his fastest sprint till the last seconds of the season, runs past Bennett and takes the ball to the six yard box, where he taps the ball in.

 

Leicester fans are elated, instantly on the hotel websites to book their Instanbul accommodation for the UCL final. Rodgers shocking and potty mouthed post match interview sees him tell the skeptical fans to "suck it" as he walks off whistling "we're in the money."

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It's the 94th minute of the game and the score is locked at 0-0. After Man Utd's shock defeat to West Ham on Wednesday evening they're pushing forward and have been camped in injury-ravaged Leicester's half for the last 30 minutes.

 

Kasper has made a string of incredible saves, with Darnell Johnson shining after replacing Evans in the 44th minute after a savage elbow from Maguire. VAR looked for seven minutes before stating it was an 'accident.'

 

United's 28th corner of the game bounces around in the box. Somehow the ball get sliced into the air and Albrighton shins the ball high but not very far. Heads go up as they watch the ball drop from the sky, and Morgan leaps like a salmon to crash the ball clear. Ryan Bennett, who was on the edge of the area, sees the ball sail over his head and he begins to sprint. He looks up and realises no-one is behind him. With De Gea up for the corner he's clean through on goal, just 80 yards to sprint. The man who came just one appearance away from a lucrative permanent move now has the fate of the club in his hands.

 

Running at full pace, he can hear the rapid footsteps behind him, chasing, hounding him down. He continues but then as he enters the centre circle, disaster strikes. Bennett's shirt has come untucked. He stops dead, reaches down and makes sure he looks nice and smart. Luckily Vardy has saved his fastest sprint till the last seconds of the season, runs past Bennett and takes the ball to the six yard box, where he taps the ball in.

 

Leicester fans are elated, instantly on the hotel websites to book their Instanbul accommodation for the UCL final. Rodgers shocking and potty mouthed post match interview sees him tell the skeptical fans to "suck it" as he walks off whistling "we're in the money."

Isn't this just normal?

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