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Anyone pre-planned their own funeral?

By SkidsFox, in General Chat

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urban.spaceman

urban.spaceman

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Had originally decided to be cremated just so my oldest friend could "accidentally" knock my ashes all over the floor the hoover them up with a duster buster, with music from Neil Innes of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band and Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

 

Recently however I've pivoted to a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation where my friends put sunglasses over my eyes and carry my corpse around for the weekend. Take me to the football, clubbing, "gentlemens clubs", sight seeing around London. That sort of thing.

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