wirralsimon Posted 7 December 2005 Share Posted 7 December 2005 Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man > United the other day: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be > You eat dogs in your home country > But it could be worse > You could be a scouse > Eating rats in your council house" > ...................................... > ...................................... ............ > (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: > Your sister is your mother > Your uncle is your brother > You all fxxx one another > The Norwich family > der der der der clap clap etc > ************************************** > Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. > ''Going down .going down going down, > Sunderland fans reply..... > So are we , so are we , so are we . > *************************************** > "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" > Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips > *************************************** > Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: > "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" > *************************************** > (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): > "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" > *************************************** > To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted > for, > well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate > > RIX, then your children will be next" > **************************************** > West brom sang: > the premier league is upside down > the premier league is upside down > we'r up the top chelsea bottom > the premier league is upside down > then a few seconds later champions...............champions....... > ......champions > *************************************** > He's here, he's there > We're not allowed to swear > Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" > Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't > like the idea of a swear word in his song. > ************************************** > A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... > *in style of Chim-Chiminey* > "Tim timminy > Tim timminy > Tim Tim Tirooo > We've got Tim Howard > and he says F*** YOU!! > *************************************** > In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football > stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. > > He's red, > He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad > *************************************** > Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at > St Andrews... > > There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be > > sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland > *************************************** > Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency > cover... > > He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! > Pascal Cygan! > *************************************** > To the tune of Rebel Rebel > Neville Neville, you play in defence, > Neville Neville, your play is immense, > Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of > your dad > > **************************************** > Don't blame it on the Biscan, > Don't blame it on the Hamann, > Don't blame it on the Finnan, > Blame it on Traore, > He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just > can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. > ...................................... > ...................................... ...... > > ************************************** > "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... > Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was > diagnosed with Schizophrenia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gist Posted 7 December 2005 Share Posted 7 December 2005 some good chants there I quite liked the Sunderland and Newcastle one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadandcheese Posted 7 December 2005 Share Posted 7 December 2005 My current favourite chant: Liverpool Fans: "He's big, He's red His feet stick out of bed Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 7 December 2005 Share Posted 7 December 2005 some amusing chants there. i like the graham rix one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnerz Posted 7 December 2005 Share Posted 7 December 2005 some amusing chants there. i like the graham rix one. Likewise also the Traore one LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 7 December 2005 Share Posted 7 December 2005 Geeeeeeeet up late, Cash Giro, Go down tut pub get plasterrrrrred. Go back home and beat your wife, Big fat Yorkshire bastards!! Always a favourite if you go to a Lincoln match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasinoGee Posted 8 December 2005 Share Posted 8 December 2005 The Neville Neville one is class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muz Posted 8 December 2005 Share Posted 8 December 2005 Quality ! I liked the one at Leeds on Saturday.... '' You can stick your Yorkshire Pudding's , Stick your Yorkshire Puddings , Stick your Yorkshire Puddings up your arse '' !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobbo Posted 9 December 2005 Share Posted 9 December 2005 Yorkshire puds are nice though, why ruin them by putting them up some Yorkshire mans arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 9 December 2005 Share Posted 9 December 2005 Yorkshire puds are nice though, why ruin them by putting them up some Yorkshire mans arse? nothin wrong with a bit of brown sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 9 December 2005 Share Posted 9 December 2005 Quality ! I liked the one at Leeds on Saturday.... '' You can stick your Yorkshire Pudding's , Stick your Yorkshire Puddings , Stick your Yorkshire Puddings up your arse '' !!! also sang at Bolton "You can stick your hot pot up your arse, stick your hot pot, stick your hot pot, stick your hot pot up your arrrrrrrrrrrrrrse! STICK YOUR HOT POT UP YOUR ARSE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 11 December 2005 Share Posted 11 December 2005 > Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans. > ''Going down .going down going down, > Sunderland fans reply..... > So are we , so are we , so are we . We did that one first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathside Posted 12 December 2005 Share Posted 12 December 2005 I remember amusing myself by singing Brazil, it's just like watching Brazil at the Jamaica V Brazil game at Le Bowl de Walkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted 12 December 2005 Share Posted 12 December 2005 To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: > Your sister is your mother > Your uncle is your brother > You all fxxx one another > The Norwich family > der der der der clap clap etc Class song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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