Vardy Sh*thousery

[HesNotGudjonsonn2]

At the pub abroad with random fans or other teams and someone asked me how I would feel if Vardy scored against us.

 

Personally I would love some Vardy sh*thousing. Maybe pretending to be a fox ran over on the M69!

 

What would the majority want? Quiet and polite humility or Jamie Vardy? 

[CrazyKopCorner]

You’d want the full Vardy and I’d expect in most circumstances he’d still be applauded. 

[Hamilton Fox]

I remember Steve Claridge scoring for Millwall in the first minute here and we all cheered and sang his name. 
 

Obviously Vardy has done loads more than Claridge did as well so can’t see it being any different 

[Nalis]

I'd be alright with it

[Pita]

With what he’s done for us I would be fine 

[Scotch]

A knowing smile and cheeky wink would be all it took. 

 

....failing that, him sprinting from the pitch, climbing the stand and tea-bagging Top whilst holding strong eye contact the entire time with John Rudkin would suffice. 

[filthyfox]

I would want FULL HUMILATION.

[Mark_w]

if he didn't celebrate in front of us, and we didn't retort with your wife is a grass, I'd feel cheated