filthyfox

The Dragon DOES look cool though

How the **** did he get Bundesliga???

No 3 i recon

We lost then? (Reference to the "still goalless" picture from the club earlier)

Is a shame this isnt for the Bass Trophy Vase

Jesus Christ, i hope so!

I told you i knew what you wanted... -Jon

Am getting urges to return to destructive behaviour. Whilst mine is a little more complex than "get booze/drugs", "fix done"; i really can see how easy it is tongo backwards, even after the nearly 2 years clean i have had. It could just be 2 weeks off work is giving time for the demons to let themselves in.

Lets face it- ANY of our forwards HAVE to be shit tonhave been kept out by the utter crap we had last season!

Surely GP is the first part of the help? Unfortunately, it can take YEARS to get the meds right. But meds are not the only way out, and the wrong ones can destroy you

And yes... Dog shit IS a crime!

Dog bites

Yes. I waited. But i many that did not... especially for dog related crine

This is how and WHY i know how crime is really recorded!

In Dorset, total CRIME dropped by 9% Its a bollocks statistic I have waited 5 minutes on a 999 call. And an HOUR for a "non emergency, we aint that bothered" call

No... but, lets be honest. The total figure of knife murders was so small that a percentage change is irrelevant really. TOTAL knife crime dropped by 10%

Shame ... i would have had him buy us out

Just carrying a knife is a "knife crime" Also... "Ive been stabbed!" "I dont think you have mate".... SHIT, HES BEEN STABBED!

I am sat here reading this having a pint, about to go onto my second... But... i AM on holiday on a cruise ship about to leave Iceland. Booze definitely DOESNT help. At all... full stop. Unfortunately counselling isnt available on tap like booze is!

The Bible would be great as a sleepy audio book. Or at least a vicar reading from it!

Yep... thats depression. GIVE IN TO IT and sort yourself out. GET HELP if you need to OR ........ FEEL LIKE THAT FOREVER!

Thats only because the Police are impotent. Think about it. No coppers on beat= no random searches directed at demographic groups that are known to carry knives= less crimes DETECTED. NOT less crimes comitted.

Dynamo Dhaka?

Its ok I negotiated a £50m buy back clause. -Rudkin

Surely he'd be back on loan and playong every week?