Mark Posted 27 December 2005 Posted 27 December 2005 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's bonnet. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Collymore Posted 27 December 2005 Posted 27 December 2005 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's bonnet. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. hmmmm, who's ever used one for football anyway!. I really hate stereotypical stuff when it comes to the sexes. I find it annoying for some strange reason, don't ask me why, just do!
stez Posted 27 December 2005 Posted 27 December 2005 hmmmm, who's ever used one for football anyway!. I really hate stereotypical stuff when it comes to the sexes. I find it annoying for some strange reason, don't ask me why, just do! that is so typically male
Collymore Posted 27 December 2005 Posted 27 December 2005 that is so typically male Reading it back i actually sound like a woman!!!
cisono Posted 28 December 2005 Posted 28 December 2005 Reading it back i actually sound like a woman!!! I guess that's a compliment
Thracian Posted 28 December 2005 Posted 28 December 2005 Reminds me of a classic headline written when Everest climber Vivien Fuchs was preparing to lead a daring new expedition.... FUCHS OFF AGAIN! Absolutely no idea why though! Perhaps just the play on words.
Jordan Posted 28 December 2005 Posted 28 December 2005 The strap fastener Oh, that's what it's called, then.
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