Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 while you're here do you want to go out with me some time?
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Talk about bone of contention! People like her shouldn't be allowed to release records.
Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Author Posted 15 May 2006 Talk about bone of contention! People like her shouldn't be allowed to release records. Interestingly enough she's in the "get the whole stadium rocking every game" thread. Maybe she has some big ideas?
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Interesting question. When you're that bad to begin with, can you really call a comeback a comeback?
Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Author Posted 15 May 2006 Interesting question. When you're that bad to begin with, can you really call a comeback a comeback? I'd give her some oral practice to get her up to speed. Sorry I just lowered the tone so much... That I found it lurking around all the way down here
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 I reckon her singing might sound better if muffled slightly cos your nob was in her mouth...
Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Author Posted 15 May 2006 I reckon her singing might sound better if muffled slightly cos your nob was in her mouth... True might give it that edgy sound rather like a mute shoved in a trumpet.
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 True might give it that edgy sound rather like a mute shoved in a trumpet. Good use of the word 'shoved'... I bet Nelly can't wait!
Nationwider Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 while you're here do you want to go out with me some time? That's the spirit. I think you'll do just fine as an usher.
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 That's the spirit. I think you'll do just fine as an usher. From footballrumours.com Usher and Nelly Furtado getting it on. (Source - Leicester City Messageboard). Seriously though - just imagine that collaboration. It'd be whiney yet hip, tuneless yet hop and successful yet sh ite.
Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Author Posted 15 May 2006 That's the spirit. I think you'll do just fine as an usher. Cheers pal I'm taking your advice very literally!
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Cheers pal I'm taking your advice very literally! Take it unilaterally. And when you've done that, let me know what unilaterally means.
Nationwider Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 If Usher had been called Steward, would he have sold so many records?
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 If Usher had been called Steward, would he have sold so many records? Depends. In this bizarre parallel universe, are the vast majority of the record-buying public still idiots?
Nationwider Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Depends. In this bizarre parallel universe, are the vast majority of the record-buying public still idiots? Of course they are. He's called Steward, wears a yellow fluorescent jacket and sings into a walkie-talkie. His hits include "Self Important", "Bride's Family To The Left" and "Mutha****a Blockin' Da Gangway".
Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Author Posted 15 May 2006 Of course they are. He's called Steward, wears a yellow fluorescent jacket and sings into a walkie-talkie. His hits include "Self Important", "Bride's Family To The Left" and "Mutha****a Blockin' Da Gangway". :laugh: Sessions.
Knighton Matt Posted 15 May 2006 Author Posted 15 May 2006 what the hell is going on I'm pleased to announce myself, TPH and Nationwider will be doing a comedy set at the Swan and Rushes before the first game of the season. Then and only then will General Chat one again become 'truely' general.
Nationwider Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 I'm pleased to announce myself, TPH and Nationwider will be doing a comedy set at the Swan and Rushes before the first game of the season. Then and only then will General Chat one again become 'truely' general. Thracian can compare! Actually, I'd bomb. I always get heckled at karaoke and stuff like that. The last time I got up with a mic in hand, I did "I Will Survive" in a German accent. I have no idea why. Naturally I was drunk.
The People's Hero Posted 15 May 2006 Posted 15 May 2006 Thracian can compare! Actually, I'd bomb. I always get heckled at karaoke and stuff like that. The last time I got up with a mic in hand, I did "I Will Survive" in a German accent. I have no idea why. Naturally I was drunk. Karaoke! I'm awful but yet always put my name down for maybe 10 songs. In fact, many of you on here can vouch for that.. THOUGH ITS COLD AND LONELY IN THE DEEEEEEEP DARK NIIIIIIIGHT..... I CAN SEE PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT. Deep.
Guest Posted 16 May 2006 Posted 16 May 2006 Take it unilaterally. And when you've done that, let me know what unilaterally means. A unilateral contract requires the performance of an act in return for the promisor's promise.Or something like that. Shit, I've only got a week to make sure.
Ric Flair Posted 16 May 2006 Posted 16 May 2006 Of course they are. He's called Steward, wears a yellow fluorescent jacket and sings into a walkie-talkie. His hits include "Self Important", "Bride's Family To The Left" and "Mutha****a Blockin' Da Gangway".
Knighton Matt Posted 28 May 2006 Author Posted 28 May 2006 Nelly...while you're on can I just say I love your new song? "She's a man eater!"
Hitesh Posted 28 May 2006 Posted 28 May 2006 Nelly...while you're on can I just say I love your new song?"She's a man eater!" Strange, im just reading this thread and this song has just come on!!
Knighton Matt Posted 28 May 2006 Author Posted 28 May 2006 Strange, im just reading this thread and this song has just come on!! I am a prophet...
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