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MC Prussian

Zodiac Signs

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Some believe in it, some read horoscopes for fun and others call it utter bollocks.

I'm interested in finding out how you see yourself character-wise (typical patterns of behaviour, spleens, etc.) and what others have to say about it, in order to find out whether there's some truth to it or if it is all just imagination. Feel free to add more stuff that you think is appropriate. Be honest. I'll do a list with all 12 signs and start describing my own:

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Dreamer. Indecisive. Calm. Joyful. Lazy. Imaginative. Creative. Outgoing. Communicative. Nice. Proud. Gentle. Helpful. Arrogant. Insecure. Coward.

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Posted

Some believe in it, some read horoscopes for fun and others call it utter bollocks.

I'm interested in finding out how you see yourself character-wise (typical patterns of behaviour, spleens, etc.) and what others have to say about it, in order to find out whether there's some truth to it or if it is all just imagination. Feel free to add more stuff that you think is appropriate. Be honest. I'll do a list with all 12 signs and start describing my own:

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Don't believe in starsigns

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Dreamer. Indecisive. Calm. Joyful. Lazy. Imaginative. Creative. Outgoing. Communicative. Nice. Proud. Gentle. Helpful. Arrogant. Insecure. Coward.

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Posted

Aries - just in case there is any truth it is the best sign of the zodiac.

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Capricorn

Capricorns are largely anonymous.

Aquarius

Not having the cleverness of Aries, Aquarians tend to mope about thinging about dawning of ages and that kinda thing.

Pisces

In the main, Picies are jealous of Aries and smell of wee.

Aries

Total unbelievers in the whole star sign bit unless it works as a chatup line. Generally the best looking members of the astrological chart blessed with huge intellect and amazing razor sharp wit. It is believed to be 'lucky' to give Aries folk lots of money and free sex in return for some karma-like kickback. Don't cross an Aries because they could, like, do you with just a look if they wanted to.

Taurus

Most of the people currently on remand or held at Gartree ar Tarians. For real.

Gemini

Sexy blonde lesbians, passionate about getting Aries men to try to convert them.

Cancer

Look at life oddly.

Leo

Spend a lot of time shouting and picking noses. When not doing that Leo's like to queue for the next Next sale.

Virgo

Top snooker players.

Libra

Dreamer. Indecisive. Calm. Joyful. Lazy. Imaginative. Creative. Outgoing. Communicative. Nice. Proud. Gentle. Helpful. Arrogant. Insecure. Coward.

Scorpio

Fatalists that prefer not to get out of bed.

Sagittarius

Everyone that was a Sagittarius got lost in the Bermuda Triangle last weekend on their way to their Aunts for teatime. Expect them to return in the next Spielberg movie.

Posted

Capricorn

Capricorns are largely anonymous.

Aquarius

Not having the cleverness of Aries, Aquarians tend to mope about thinging about dawning of ages and that kinda thing.

Pisces

In the main, Picies are jealous of Aries and smell of wee.

Aries

Total unbelievers in the whole star sign bit unless it works as a chatup line. Generally the best looking members of the astrological chart blessed with huge intellect and amazing razor sharp wit. It is believed to be 'lucky' to give Aries folk lots of money and free sex in return for some karma-like kickback. Don't cross an Aries because they could, like, do you with just a look if they wanted to.

Taurus

Most of the people currently on remand or held at Gartree ar Tarians. For real.

Gemini

Sexy blonde lesbians, passionate about getting Aries men to try to convert them.

Cancer

Look at life oddly.

Leo

Spend a lot of time shouting and picking noses. When not doing that Leo's like to queue for the next Next sale.

Virgo

Top snooker players.

Libra

Dreamer. Indecisive. Calm. Joyful. Lazy. Imaginative. Creative. Outgoing. Communicative. Nice. Proud. Gentle. Helpful. Arrogant. Insecure. Coward.

Scorpio

Fatalists that prefer not to get out of bed.

Sagittarius

Everyone that was a Sagittarius got lost in the Bermuda Triangle last weekend on their way to their Aunts for teatime. Expect them to return in the next Spielberg movie.

i think thats quite definitive

:D:D:D

are you mystic meg in disguise?

Posted

cover me in chocolate and throw me to the geminians :thumbup:

I just wait on the sidelines and see what happens in that clash of the titans, erm, Gemini-admirers.

Posted

Cancer. What does that mean? (Starsign not near-terminal illness)

if you mean the jokey " look at life oddly" description of cancerians :)

i think it may be a reference to crabs( not those in the genital area) who walk sideways and hence always look sideways ;

i believe when they are drunk they walk perfectly normal :P

Posted

who is horace cope; and how does he know so much about us :huh:

he was in my class at school ; opinionated little sod

always going on about meeting dark strangers ; he married mystic meg and the strange thing was he told me he was going to when he was 14 :P

Posted

You're the one perving over 16 year olds. :)

:P

I think only stalkers would be aware of her age :whistle:

~ beware Holly! What else does Libertine know about you? :huh::thumbup:

Posted

This thread oozes weirdness :ermm:

I find it strangely pleasurable though...

By the way I am an Aquarius and I haven't witnessed much of the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius. I did watch a porno called the Aquatic ageing of Dawn once if that counts...

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