Knighton Matt Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 OK here's the deal. You put two FT posters' names together to make your very own FT feature. You then have to go and on explain what the feature is all about. I'll start... My feature is Ricey Babylon The general theme is to get young offenders to sculpt the best babylons (i.e. ladies fun bags) using only basmati rice and pritt stick. Ken Hom to announce the winner at half time of the FA cup final...
davieG Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Dave Allen Theme - Comedians also know as how to kill a thread
Knighton Matt Posted 20 July 2006 Author Posted 20 July 2006 Dave Allen Theme - Comedians also know as how to kill a thread Seriously you can't kill this thread. It's my contender for post of the year at the annual awards. I've bought the tux and everything
macbeth Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 DISCOBOB JANKERS this involves military style punishment being metred out to the beat of village people singing YMCA the winner will be decided by wayne sleep and the prize will involve man on man action with said tutu wearing diva
Knighton Matt Posted 20 July 2006 Author Posted 20 July 2006 DISCOBOB JANKERS this involves military style punishment being metred out to the beat of village people singing YMCA the winner will be decided by wayne sleep and the prize will involve man on man action with said tutu wearing diva Sounds awesome! I can hear SKY sniffing around for the rights already...
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 ash bash your mom I'm not sure what it is, but it sounds sweeet
Lemon Harpic Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Ultra Chimp It's a quest to find the cleverest, fittest and most dextrous monkey in Britain. The prize is to become Home Secretary for a week.
Bert Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Beloved Phube I aint really got a clue - but, take the h out from Phube's name and you've got a really good name
Cat Burger Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 C-man, Bread and Cheese A Jackass-style experiment involving several random volunteer crowd members. It is a kind of speed eating contest, however it is unsuitable for children. Said kids are to be escorted to the kiosks and put to work, this is so the adults don't have to wait as long to get a focking packet of sodding crips...(And because of the naked women)
Cat Bụrger Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Cat Bụrger - Cat Burger A series of Psychometric tests to determine a persons randomness.
Ricey Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Syko Macbeth A version of the classic Shakesphere story, featuring Vinnie Jones as an urban MacBeth. Ricey Cat Burger Mmmmmm. FrankieWorthoYaggedMyWife, Your Mom Good old Wortho!
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