Katy Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Ahh it's great eavesdropping on someone elses conversation
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 UPDATE: (Important - to me and Nibbles at least). Safe Dave (Barnsley) and Ginge (Posh) are IN for post match festivities.
Manwell Pablo Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 UPDATE: (Important - to me and Nibbles at least). Safe Dave (Barnsley) and Ginge (Posh) are IN for post match festivities. Intresting name, does have his house paded so he doesn't hurt himself when he falls over, does he have a first aid kit in every room? or is he safe as in the sound,alright, top gezzer sense of the word. or is he the cracker in a elite bank robbing team?
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 There were 2 Daves I lived with at uni. One was constantly at risk of being beaten up, pis sed out of his head etc. (Dangerous Dave) The other Dave wasn't overly safe... but by comparison... (Safe Dave).
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Oh my. Ginge and Safe? It'll be like the good old days once more! Providing we can come out of course. We're angling to make sure Laura's parents only come down on the Saturday. If they come for the weekend, they're bringing their dog. Which is a stupid idea since on the way back, they're going to have the dog and the rabbit in the car. Way to kill our rabbit.
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Yeah but Laura's dog does sound cool. I wish I had a dog. Anyway, yes, The Ginge and The Safe. The Keith is away for the weekend sadly... No one knows where Dangerous is and I can't even remember who else we lived with, although I think he had dark hair and did physics.
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Yeah but Laura's dog does sound cool. I wish I had a dog. Anyway, yes, The Ginge and The Safe. The Keith is away for the weekend sadly... No one knows where Dangerous is and I can't even remember who else we lived with, although I think he had dark hair and did physics. Laura's dog is usually quite cool. And stupid. And it would try and say hello to our rabbit. Unfortunately, that would probably give him a heart attack. Hence it's a bad idea to lock the both of them in a small car for 3 hours. The Dangeroo's last e-mail said he would be back in the country soon. Possibly even this weekend. Providing he hasn't been killed and eaten by pygmies in the Amazon. Or something. As for the other guy. I think his name was Tiny Tim. Or something like that.
Daggers Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I knew a Blind Dave. When I set their house on fire he was the only one to run out with his course notes as the item of choice to save. He also got busted peering in at the girls in the bathroom through a skylight. Beat that TPH's Daves!
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 There was a blind guy in my uni halls called Dave. He was a right tw at and everyone hated him.
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Does Dangerous being Blind Drunk and trying to set fire to everyone whilst stumbling around fag in hand count?
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Didn't Dangereux go on Blind Date and that's how he ended up with that crazy, suicidal chinese girl who liked to send pictures of herself naked to keith?
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Didn't Dangereux go on Blind Date and that's how he ended up with that crazy, suicidal chinese girl who liked to send pictures of herself naked to keith? The one that calls him Chee? I believe so. That or her just found her in one of the bins out the back of the SPAR.
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 She calls him Cham Pan Yee. I'm not sure if it's Chinese or if she just can't speak properly. She calls him Zee for short.
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I'd just like to say - this thread really has had it all. I'd like to serialise and sell the rights to this.
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I think she is Chinese. I seem to remember a whole conversation of her telling us that if she were ever to go back to China, they'd kill her. Or something equally weird.
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 I think she is Chinese. I seem to remember a whole conversation of her telling us that if she were ever to go back to China, they'd kill her. Or something equally weird. She did indeed. She broke down in the Old Horse. She had a man who wanted to kill her (apparently she'd run away - bol locks) and her family wouldn't help because they liked the bloke. But were funding her to go to uni here anyway. Despite the fact she'd run away. Dangereux didn't half shag some munters on the sly.
Lord Nibblington Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 She did indeed. She broke down in the Old Horse. She had a man who wanted to kill her (apparently she'd run away - bol locks) and her family wouldn't help because they liked the bloke. But were funding her to go to uni here anyway. Despite the fact she'd run away. Dangereux didn't half shag some munters on the sly. True. So did Keith, come to that. I remember the one time he came back from the fan with a girl who had the same haircut as him. You could only tell them apart because she was the one in the dress.
Deathside Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Lately it has been far too cold for foxtalking (or is it all because of Gears Of War??) Glad this thread has been kept warm for me during this cold snap Is there a cunning saturday plan afoot as of yet? Also (and completely unrelatedly) why is there no santa hat on ???
Janx Posted 13 December 2006 Author Posted 13 December 2006 Lately it has been far too cold for foxtalking (or is it all because of Gears Of War??) Glad this thread has been kept warm for me during this cold snap Is there a cunning saturday plan afoot as of yet? Also (and completely unrelatedly) why is there no santa hat on ??? The rubber goes static on the gimp mask when rubbed by faux fur.
Deathside Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 The rubber goes static on the gimp mask when rubbed by faux fur. It's no rubber it's woollen balaclava
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Swan and Rushes, like. Louise has promised to come and strip. Fezz is doing his poledancing routine too whilst Janx acts as a crude and makeshift pole. Hey, it could happen kids.
Manwell Pablo Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Swan and Rushes, like. Louise has promised to come and strip. Fezz is doing his poledancing routine too whilst Janx acts as a crude and makeshift pole. Hey, it could happen kids. Hmmm lurking and a free pint off Thracian, can't be bad.
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 First round on Thracian? Could be costly, there will be about 30 of us (potentially) or 6 of us (realistically). Seriously.. everyone... Swan and Rushes. Disco Bob is making name badges. Or at least probably persuading a minion of his to do it.
Deathside Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 First round on Thracian? Could be costly, there will be about 30 of us (potentially) or 6 of us (realistically). Seriously.. everyone... Swan and Rushes. Disco Bob is making name badges. Or at least probably persuading a minion of his to do it. Badges is spelt Badgers What about the aftershow party? - You know I can't get up early enough for the pre-fest
The People's Hero Posted 13 December 2006 Posted 13 December 2006 Well, what does everyone want to do? I'm always up for some food, some beer, some chebbage and quite often some casino... but it's up to you lot.
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