Jonesy_rules Posted 26 November 2004 Share Posted 26 November 2004 I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tried to drown a fish. *she thought a quarterback was a refund. *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. *she tripped over a cordless phone. *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. *she studied for a blood test. *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueArmyGirl Posted 26 November 2004 Share Posted 26 November 2004 I act like I'm blonde sometimes but I ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 26 November 2004 Share Posted 26 November 2004 Very good Jonesy My fav was - she tripped over a cordless phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertway Posted 26 November 2004 Share Posted 26 November 2004 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teeno Posted 26 November 2004 Share Posted 26 November 2004 I read the first one and thought, whats wrong with that :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scow Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. Surely that sum would be too difficult for a blonde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anish Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 Good stuff Jonesy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." That was the best one. All very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhermon Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Very good, said her Mother. Is it because I'm blonde? "Yes, it's because your blonde," said the Mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G! "Very Good," said her Mother. Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy? "Yes it's because your blond! The following day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 Brilliant dherman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Daniel Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 Haha, thats excellent mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anish Posted 27 November 2004 Share Posted 27 November 2004 Quality dhermon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesy_rules Posted 29 November 2004 Author Share Posted 29 November 2004 pure class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 29 November 2004 Share Posted 29 November 2004 Not bad dhermon not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester_Mad Posted 29 November 2004 Share Posted 29 November 2004 :: quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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