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Ply your woman with coffee...

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i always found any liquids invaluable in the seductive art.

i used to spill it all over them to ensure a hasty removal of any garments :thumbup: just a tip for you young 'uns .

cherryade or vimto were very good for effect as the lady was usually more concerned about stains on dress than my intentions

Posted

i always found any liquids invaluable in the seductive art.

i used to spill it all over them to ensure a hasty removal of any garments :thumbup: just a tip for you young 'uns .

cherryade or vimto were very good for effect as the lady was usually more concerned about stains on dress than my intentions

Excellant idea GG, your such a wealth of knowledge!!! :thumbup:

As long as I do not have to do the laundry and she doesn't beat me up for spilling something on her clothes, this will work a treat!!! :thumbup:

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They found that administration of caffeine shortened the amount of time it took the females to return to the males after sex for another mating session.

I'll tell her when i'm ready again thanks

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i always found any liquids invaluable in the seductive art.

i used to spill it all over them to ensure a hasty removal of any garments :thumbup: just a tip for you young 'uns .

cherryade or vimto were very good for effect as the lady was usually more concerned about stains on dress than my intentions

best to avoid HOT drinks though or you might find yourself under a smidge of litigation! :blink:

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Judging by most of the males on this forum, I don't think the extra caffiene is needed anyway :whistle::thumbup:

Are you claiming that females have low sex drive?!?! :blink:

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Are you claiming that females have low sex drive?!?! :blink:

No, just that the males around here seem to have high sex drive.

Take TPH for example, he'll pursue anything in a skirt... even nuns. :ermm::ph34r:

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No, just that the males around here seem to have high sex drive.

Take TPH for example, he'll pursue anything in a skirt... even nuns. :ermm::ph34r:

I like your example :P

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No, just that the males around here seem to have high sex drive.

Take TPH for example, he'll pursue anything in a skirt... even nuns. :ermm::ph34r:

All heresay and conjecture.

It's been a long day, my head hurts.

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All heresay and conjecture.

It's been a long day, my head hurts.

You need some red wine.

Or possibly a nun and 10 cups of coffee :P

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You need some red wine.

Or possibly a nun and 10 cups of coffee :P

The thing is, I just know you're gorging yourself on coffee just in case you run in to me.

Not that you'd need the assistance.. *click click*

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The thing is, I just know you're gorging yourself on coffee just in case you run in to me.

Not that you'd need the assistance.. *click click*

As I said earlier, that just doesn't work on me! :P

PS: I don't drink coffee. (I don't need it) :whistle:

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What did you give her? 90% coffee granules and a splash of hot water?

I bet you already had the 'toys' out! :P

It was filtered cafetiere, only the best - No reaction of yet :(

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I just made a coffee for me and the missus and have been told off for making it too strong!! I'd forgot all about this thread!

Obviously, or you would have remembered that you need to make it very strong... so that it is equivalent to 10 coffees!

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