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Kenan Almighty

Worst accident ever

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Only ever broken me nose, me arm/wrist and currently my leg. Needless to say all three hurt me quite a bit, yet I didn't do them all at the same time, which is lucky I guess. With my leg the kind lady from the ambulance gave me some gas (had all the chemicals in and all sorts, was immense for pain relief :P)...

Also done ligaments n muscles a few times as well.. One that pissed me off the most was the back injury I got right before my academy trials :mad::angry:

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WORDS accident ever?

Blimey, I think the title was one....

Ha, I actually refrained from that one, probably the first ime ever.

Feel honour Kenan Almighty.

I think it was because you remind me Kenan & Kel.

KENAN? SNAKES ON A PLANE?

Ace

SnakesOnAPlane_scene.jpg

I think this is proof that most of my posts are to entertain myself.

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' date='Sep 4 2006, 09:50 PM' post='389964']

Never broken a bone.

Doctors have said that mine are actually unbreakable, I have the medical world baffled.

I'm like Wolverine, except cooler.

Can you share the secret with me please? It's seriously hampering my life, as my bones do tend to enjoy breaking, which isn't good considering I get crunched by opposition defenders all the time. Anyway yeah, let me know what the secret to your unbreakable bones (be it a certain diet or yoga :S ) :)

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Is it me, or does it make you feel manly and hard when you tell people about injuried you've had?

Erm doesn't make me feel manly at all, I'm just adding to the thread that somebody started, which is kind of the whole idea. Just makes people think I'm a walking disaster, and somebody that is prone to injuries, like Darren Anderton. No other reason for it, honest :)

Posted

Can you share the secret with me please? It's seriously hampering my life, as my bones do tend to enjoy breaking, which isn't good considering I get crunched by opposition defenders all the time. Anyway yeah, let me know what the secret to your unbreakable bones (be it a certain diet or yoga :S ) :)

Aha! LCFC_JME is none other than - <cue dramatic music> - WESO!!!

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Aha! LCFC is none other than - <cue dramatic music> - WESO!!!

lol I could never see myself taking tips and advice from somebody that has broken their leg twice in a year. Not even I am that bad tbh. Whats the deal with Weso anyway, is he ok?

Posted

This is not about me but I think it's still worth a mention.

Just found out that a bus driver I know had a freak accident when driving his bus a couple of months ago.

The Mercedes bus had some kind of mechanical failure whereby the steering wheel stopped responding and my friend was unable to stop the bus from going off the road and down a steep hill, plus a metre or two into the river. Although the bus plunged down 25 metres, he miraculously only had a few stitches on his right elbow. :P

Posted

Can you share the secret with me please? It's seriously hampering my life, as my bones do tend to enjoy breaking, which isn't good considering I get crunched by opposition defenders all the time. Anyway yeah, let me know what the secret to your unbreakable bones (be it a certain diet or yoga :S ) :)

I'd help you if I could, but like I said the doctors are at a loss.

Kel loves orange soda uh humm, i doo i doo i dooo-oooooo

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!

If we're gonna quote Kenan & Kel lets get it right.

You response should've been "Kel loves orange soda", and then you wait for TPH to say "Is it true?"

Then you pop the rest out.

This country.

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' date='Sep 4 2006, 10:41 PM' post='390029']

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!

If we're gonna quote Kenan & Kel lets get it right.

You response should've been "Kel loves orange soda", and then you wait for TPH to say "Is it true?"

Then you pop the rest out.

This country.

This guy knows his Kenan & Kel.

Ki..ki..

What a show! lol

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WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?

Kel loves orange soda uh humm, i doo i doo i dooo-oooooo

' date='Sep 4 2006, 10:41 PM' post='390029']

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!

If we're gonna quote Kenan & Kel lets get it right.

You response should've been "Kel loves orange soda", and then you wait for TPH to say "Is it true?"

Then you pop the rest out.

This country.

I don't deserve you people. :worship:

Posted

BOT....

Accidents? Nothing life threatening. Overturned a go-kart and fell off a wall in the same holiday in Spain - returned home virtually mummified.

A few broken digits, a broken foot and a popped shoulder playing cricket and footie.

Nothing rugged and manly - like being mauled by a huge, wild bear. Bears scare me. Bears On A Plane. Actually, Big, Gay Bears On A Plane - that would be a good film.

Posted

BOT....

Accidents? Nothing life threatening. Overturned a go-kart and fell off a wall in the same holiday in Spain - returned home virtually mummified.

A few broken digits, a broken foot and a popped shoulder playing cricket and footie.

Nothing rugged and manly - like being mauled by a huge, wild bear. Bears scare me. Bears On A Plane. Actually, Big, Gay Bears On A Plane - that would be a good film.

Big, Angry, Aroused, Gay Bears on a Plane.

This time it's pers anal.

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I have a scar next to my eye from when I was climbing up a loading trolley to get my football back and neglected to hold onto a wall at the same time, it toppled over and a spike pierced the skin next to my eye. Got it stuck back together with blue glue in Cheltenham A&E.

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