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Knighton Matt

KM's FT wine society

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You called? One rumiiYARRRRRRRRGHzinfandeliiME'ARTIES coming right up!

I want a cherry on mi.... sh it, we've left the virgins back at Pirate Cove Central and the tide isn't conducive to picking them up.

Risk life and limb for a bitta quim? As the old piratey rhyming dilemma goes.

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I want a cherry on mi.... sh it, we've left the virgins back at Pirate Cove Central and the tide isn't conducive to picking them up.

Risk life and limb for a bitta quim? As the old piratey rhyming dilemma goes.

You guys been watching Pirates of the Caribbean?

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I want a cherry on mi.... sh it, we've left the virgins back at Pirate Cove Central and the tide isn't conducive to picking them up.

Risk life and limb for a bitta quim? As the old piratey rhyming dilemma goes.

:laugh:

Or shall we booze and binge and forsake the m...Well you get the picture anyway!

YARRRRGH! :pirate:

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Or shall we drink and start the hunt,

For a better piece of...

Ah, that's where it falls down. Min ge doesn't rhyme....

Kenny Lunt?

I bet he's got a few quality bottles of blue nun stashed away in his cellar!!

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Kenny Lunt?

And to continue the rhyming

I bet he's got a few quality bottles of blue nun stashed away in his cellar!!

Which he shares on a nightly basis with live in partner, Kasey Keller.

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ATTN: Knighton Matt...

May I suggest a subtle but important distinction you should make...

This should be a fine wine society - that'll keep the pisshead kids away. :whistle:

:thumbup:

:cry:

If only I could afford fine wine.

Alas, the Pinot Grigio from that little shop under the Railway Bridge in Leam will have to do me.

Two bottles for a fiver, I'm on a winner.

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Knighton Matt would like to announce there is currently a man down in this thread...

Typical - no one wants to accept responsibility for situations anymore. Someone fetch some towels and boil a kettle of water...I hope this first aid training comes in handy.

*sucks breath* OK TPH, I want you to keep breathing and start to push down from your diagphragm. I'm just going to check if you are dilated...

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