The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Not me... but could do with some of the finest Italian moscato How about some Pinot Gris? Or as it's called on these wet and windy shores, Pinot Grigio. See how I showed my knowledge there? Ace.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Typical - no one wants to accept responsibility for situations anymore. Someone fetch some towels and boil a kettle of water...I hope this first aid training comes in handy. *sucks breath* OK TPH, I want you to keep breathing and start to push down from your diagphragm. I'm just going to check if you are dilated... Why the fu ck am I down... I'm going to kill that bouncer! I might be drunk and much smaller than him but due to my drunkenness I think I can take him and the other 4 bouncers. Fezzler, you're might me... Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!! *THUD* Actually, Disco Bob, I could do with a little medical attention. *dies*
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I'm contemplating the possibility of bringing some Penfold's Grange Cabernet Sauvignon to the table here. Who would like that?
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I'm contemplating the possibility of bringing some Penfold's Grange Cabernet Sauvignon to the table here. Who would like that? Metaphorically or otherwise? Will there be any flange?
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Metaphorically or otherwise? Will there be any flange? Metaphorically. Flange is available upon request. Metaphorically.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Metaphorically. Flange is available upon request. Metaphorically. I'd like some metaphysical flange served at room temperature in an ironic way please. And some custard. Birds custard.
Daggers Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Actually, Disco Bob, I could do with a little medical attention. *dies* Goddamit! I'm sure as shit suing that training organisation. They assured me no one would need treatment unless they were in labour.
lcfcalan Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 ATTN: Knighton Matt... May I suggest a subtle but important distinction you should make... This should be a fine wine society - that'll keep the pisshead kids away. But what about keeping us 'elder' type pissheads away ?
Daggers Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I'm finishing off Mrs.DB's Bordeaux Rose now ~ drinking pink never sits quite right tho'
Bert Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Livingston Red wine. Isn't available to purchase in the Kindom that is United.
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 But what about keeping us 'elder' type pissheads away ? There's no upper age limit. 18+ is the only requirement, subject to an ID check.
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I'd like some metaphysical flange served at room temperature in an ironic way please. And some custard. Birds custard. Can't promise the flange will be ironic. I can promise custard. Birds custard of course... because as we all know, there's no other kind.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Can't promise the flange will be ironic. I can promise custard. Birds custard of course... because as we all know, there's no other kind. I demand ironic/iconic/reallyreallywet flange. Custard. Mmmm.
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I demand ironic/iconic/reallyreallywet flange. Custard. Mmmm. I could combine the flange and the custard... that'd kill two birds with one stone.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Whoa Whoa Whoa! I may be a horny custardist but who mentioned anything about killing birds?
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Whoa Whoa Whoa! I may be a horny custardist but who mentioned anything about killing birds? But they were taking the piss!
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 But they were taking the piss! Oh. In that case, fair play. Why are we only killing two?
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Oh. In that case, fair play. Why are we only killing two? They were the only two that were mocking. The vicious little barstools.
Thracian Posted 15 September 2006 Posted 15 September 2006 Who'd like to join? I'm just enjoying a nice Chilean Merlot. Smashing. *** In light of recent complaints regarding the protection of children, please do not read this thread about alcohol unless you are over 18, have valid photo ID and have signed the FT disclaimer form *** Can't beat it really.
The People's Hero Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 I had an outrageously fruity rioja last night. I haven't had so much fun with a European wine for quite some time.
cisono Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 I had an outrageously fruity rioja last night. I haven't had so much fun with a European wine for quite some time. That explains a few things this morning
Dr The Singh Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 WHat wine would you recommend (red and white) for a max price of £4.00, oh great whine sorry wine society????
The People's Hero Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Red wine for about £4, safe and steady, Hardy's stamp.
Rincewind Posted 11 December 2006 Posted 11 December 2006 Don't know about wine but not long had some higher strenght beer. 7% and 10%. The Ale Wagon had a beer festival this weekend and was selling the remainder off at £1 half (£2 pint) Half of each was enough. (editing in of names later) Bought some Irish Meadow a week or so ago as Xmas presents 3 for £10. Only needed two so had to keep one for myself. Think it's similar to Baily's. A creamy drink with a taste of whiskey. I do like the occasional bottle of wine though which I normally share with myself.
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