DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon.
davieG Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled
coale39 Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled but
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled but also
coale39 Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to flaps
coale39 Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to flaps until
Brummie-FOX Posted 20 October 2006 Author Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast..
Smudge Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast..food
Brummie-FOX Posted 20 October 2006 Author Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that
samingram_uk Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that can
Swedging Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that can postulate
samingram_uk Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that can postulate into
Bert Posted 20 October 2006 Posted 20 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that can postulate into syphillis
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that can postulate into syphillis flappage
Rincewind Posted 21 October 2006 Posted 21 October 2006 The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, erotically until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of bacon rolled in to fast food that can postulate into syphilis flappage philately
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