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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks.

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between heaven

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled

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The time machine flew past my window just as a bird turd pooped onto MY car causing the window to shatter into three million tiny televisions which promptly caused a local earthquake and everyone shouted that we can't have cornflakes after midnight because elves in Portugal represent massive hairy fluctuations in ballsacks which vibrate wildly, dangerously, eroticly until something penetrates the moist undergrowth of delight between two curtains that smelled of

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