Daggers Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 *Bing Bong* "We would like to make the last call for passengers for the LCFC flight to League One. Passengers are reminded that the gates will close shortly and that they are not allowed to bring prohibited items on board - which include hope, takeover offers or criticism." "Passengers are reminded that it is anticipated that the journey will be brief although atmospheric conditions suggest it will be very bumpy. Captain Kelly has requested you fix your seatbelt immediately upon boarding the plane." "The Board of LCFC flights would like to request all passengers empty their wallets into the collection points for security reasons." "LCFC would like to thank all passengers for choo choo choosing to fly with us and hope to see you again soon. All Club Class passengers may collect a free flight pass upon leaving the plane but those of you with Frequent Flyer passes can just **** off." *Bing Bong*
Mort Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 Changed my mind... taking a flight to the Prem with "Pan-Makam Airways", with inflight passion and imagination provided by "Keno-stewarding" ...
Daggers Posted 31 January 2007 Author Posted 31 January 2007 At least we'll all be going down in it together
MC Prussian Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 At least we'll all be going down in it together What? Have the children and elderly already left? I have some anagrams here: Fetty ceil secirc Tyle crise ciftec
renards Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 Just hope we land in water, whistles and flashing lights at the ready
Daggers Posted 31 January 2007 Author Posted 31 January 2007 Just hope we land in water, whistles and flashing lights at the ready I think you can guarantee we'll land in the Trent and there'll be a line of people pissing on us when we do...but then the Board have been doing that to us all season anyway. Allllll Riiiiiiiiiight! Satire is not dead
Mort Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 Nah... they have a huge fan base and money wise are fairly secure they also seem well on the road to recovery, we'll be going into admin and getting relegated with our debts mounting, so perhaps this would be more apt...
Daggers Posted 31 January 2007 Author Posted 31 January 2007 The team are always choking...and we are definitely going down
The People's Hero Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 Quite frankly, if the answer isn't Iwan Roberts or Ian Marshall (or some hybrid of the two) then I'm damn sure I've forgotten what the question is.
Daggers Posted 31 January 2007 Author Posted 31 January 2007 Quite frankly, if the answer isn't Iwan Roberts or Ian Marshall (or some hybrid of the two) then I'm damn sure I've forgotten what the question is. That's some messed up rainbow you're wishing on...
The People's Hero Posted 31 January 2007 Posted 31 January 2007 That's some messed up rainbow you're wishing on... You're right, that IS messed up... I just keep having thoughts of these bizarre images ever since Danny C gave me some aspirin to shift this damn heada.......... hang on a minute!
Daggers Posted 31 January 2007 Author Posted 31 January 2007 Should there be something like a Phoenix placed here now?
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