Knighton Matt Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 How much are you? As you will see on the left of your screen I am 100% i.e. the maximum amount of filth God dared to put in one person either living or dead. So how do you rate on the scale? Witty responses welcomed. Or quips.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 I remember at school we'd all crowd round, huddled against the biting cold wind, dressed up to the nines in our Parkas and balaclavas, anxious faces and inquisitive expressions, worried glances and curious stares. And every now and then, if we were very lucky, there'd be one or two of the kids that would have one. The fabled, mystical, magical card. Playing Top Trumps: Porn Edition. The fabled Knighton Matt card.
Knighton Matt Posted 1 February 2007 Author Posted 1 February 2007 More filthy than Danny Filth? Yes. Refer to my original post where I distinctly used the word maximum. None of this infinity plus 1 bollocks. I reckon you're about 52.3% on the KM filthometer Dave. Room for improvement but essentially stable.
Daggers Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 Yes. Refer to my original post where I distinctly used the word maximum. None of this infinity plus 1 bollocks. I reckon you're about 52.3% on the KM filthometer Dave. Room for improvement but essentially stable. Sometimes I leave the light on for sex. Burns, mind you.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 Sometimes I leave the light on for sex. Burns, mind you. Bums?
Knighton Matt Posted 1 February 2007 Author Posted 1 February 2007 I like think to myself as a 76.3 Fair shout. I officially deduct 1 point for a rather random mix of words. If you're thinking to yourself there's only one conclusion you can come up with - What a wonderful world. Personally the image that comes to mind hearing those words is not you scoring your filth. Still competitive mind.
cisono Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 I take it that your question is just meant for guys, hence I will leave you guys to it....
stez Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 phillip philthy animal taylor animal off of motorhead
Nationwider Posted 1 February 2007 Posted 1 February 2007 Filthy Greek disclaimer: in no way does NW endorse or promote racial stereotyping. He merely enjoys good punnery.
Geo V Posted 2 February 2007 Posted 2 February 2007 Filthy Greek disclaimer: in no way does NW endorse or promote racial stereotyping. He merely enjoys good punnery. Im a stinkin Filthy Greek Cypriot who has been told on more than one occasion that some of the filth I have tried with the previous girlfriends is barely legal. I think I am at least 143%
Master Fox Posted 2 February 2007 Posted 2 February 2007 If KM is 100% filth then what is Master Fox? 1,010 % mate. When it comes to Filthiness i'm no.1
Daggers Posted 2 February 2007 Posted 2 February 2007 If KM is 100% filth then what is Master Fox? "the truth is out there"
Master Fox Posted 2 February 2007 Posted 2 February 2007 "you'll know it when you see it" Where will i see it??? .... What do i need to look for??
Daggers Posted 2 February 2007 Posted 2 February 2007 Where will i see it??? .... What do i need to look for?? "things are afoot" reference
Master Fox Posted 2 February 2007 Posted 2 February 2007 "things are afoot" reference Thank You. Martin George has the answers i'm looking for........i will search to find him.
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