Brainy Posted 7 February 2007 Posted 7 February 2007 Share your stories on the worst holidays you have ever experienced!!
cisono Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 Share your stories on the worst holidays you have ever experienced!! When I came back from Lanzarote in early January, we were delayed about 4 hours so that we could be redirected from Bristol to Manchester. We landed around 3am, had to catch a coach at 5am and got to Bristol at 8am. This meant that we got home about 9 hours late and I simply skipped one night's sleep. Had to drive from Bristol to Leicester withoutany sleep and then go to work that evening without having slept a wink. [Just a taster...]
Dr The Singh Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 I went away with my in-laws once. Not really had a bad holiday yet, only thing is that when we went new york we flew with air india and the flight was teriible, the inflight entertainment did not work and the flight was delayed in a total of 24 hours, which tarnished our wonderful trip to the big apple!! Lesson to be learned, don't fly air india!!!
Geo V Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 The 2nd time I went to the US with the lads that included my younger brother about 6 years ago. The holiday was going great and the place was full of Americans coming down to Florida for there July 4th break and we were taking advantage of our lovely English accents with the local lasses who thought we were all related to Prince Charles and had tea with the Queen (dumb fookers). Anyway, then came "black Wednesday" . Two girls who me and one of my mates met who were renting near by (on a break) saw there time run out at there place and we invited them to stay with us for an extra day (these girls were stunning and from Colombia. Unreal bodies and the accents were so sexy). the first problem started when one of my mates "lost" some money (about 30 or 40 dollars from memory) and accused them as he put it, of being "thieving South American bitches" (he always had a way with words). We fell out with my mate and the group split for the day which is something that should never have happened. Anyway, later in the day my mobile goes and the prat confirmed he found the money and apologised. We saw the lasses off and met up with the lads that night at this set of clubs called Pleasure Island. Everyone pulled that night (Im not kidding, it was the easiest place to get a girl as the Yanks turned up in force for there vacations and the guys were so outnumbered that even Peter Beardsley would have pulled) so we went back to the house. It was all going off and after 2 of the girls left (mine was one), I decided to get some sleep (it wasnt easy as it was all happening in the other rooms). Not long after I was awoken by some girl jumping on my back and searching for my prized family jewels. I turned over, saw that she was pretty and porked it, as any normal man would. An hour later my brother bursts into the room and goes nuts. I hadnt realised but that was the girl he pulled and had boned a short while earlier (I was too drunk to remember faces). Anyway, he went mental (like I had slept with his wife) and a mini scuffle followed as tempers and the booze took over. Everything didnt get back to normal until we returned home but the last couple of days of the holiday were lame as the atmosphere was terrible. Me giggling alot didnt help much either and nor did the bit when I would say she wanted a real man and came to me
The Reverend Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 The 2nd time I went to the US with the lads that included my younger brother about 6 years ago. The holiday was going great and the place was full of Americans coming down to Florida for there July 4th break and we were taking advantage of our lovely English accents with the local lasses who thought we were all related to Prince Charles and had tea with the Queen (dumb fookers). Anyway, then came "black Wednesday" . Two girls who me and one of my mates met who were renting near by (on a break) saw there time run out at there place and we invited them to stay with us for an extra day (these girls were stunning and from Colombia. Unreal bodies and the accents were so sexy). the first problem started when one of my mates "lost" some money (about 30 or 40 dollars from memory) and accused them as he put it, of being "thieving South American bitches" (he always had a way with words). We fell out with my mate and the group split for the day which is something that should never have happened. Anyway, later in the day my mobile goes and the prat confirmed he found the money and apologised. We saw the lasses off and met up with the lads that night at this set of clubs called Pleasure Island. Everyone pulled that night (Im not kidding, it was the easiest place to get a girl as the Yanks turned up in force for there vacations and the guys were so outnumbered that even Peter Beardsley would have pulled) so we went back to the house. It was all going off and after 2 of the girls left (mine was one), I decided to get some sleep (it wasnt easy as it was all happening in the other rooms). Not long after I was awoken by some girl jumping on my back and searching for my prized family jewels. I turned over, saw that she was pretty and porked it, as any normal man would. An hour later my brother bursts into the room and goes nuts. I hadnt realised but that was the girl he pulled and had boned a short while earlier (I was too drunk to remember faces). Anyway, he went mental (like I had slept with his wife) and a mini scuffle followed as tempers and the booze took over. Everything didnt get back to normal until we returned home but the last couple of days of the holiday were lame as the atmosphere was terrible. Me giggling alot didnt help much either and nor did the bit when I would say she wanted a real man and came to me :thumbsup: Haha that is top class mate love it
Strokes Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 The 2nd time I went to the US with the lads that included my younger brother about 6 years ago. The holiday was going great and the place was full of Americans coming down to Florida for there July 4th break and we were taking advantage of our lovely English accents with the local lasses who thought we were all related to Prince Charles and had tea with the Queen (dumb fookers). Anyway, then came "black Wednesday" . Two girls who me and one of my mates met who were renting near by (on a break) saw there time run out at there place and we invited them to stay with us for an extra day (these girls were stunning and from Colombia. Unreal bodies and the accents were so sexy). the first problem started when one of my mates "lost" some money (about 30 or 40 dollars from memory) and accused them as he put it, of being "thieving South American bitches" (he always had a way with words). We fell out with my mate and the group split for the day which is something that should never have happened. Anyway, later in the day my mobile goes and the prat confirmed he found the money and apologised. We saw the lasses off and met up with the lads that night at this set of clubs called Pleasure Island. Everyone pulled that night (Im not kidding, it was the easiest place to get a girl as the Yanks turned up in force for there vacations and the guys were so outnumbered that even Peter Beardsley would have pulled) so we went back to the house. It was all going off and after 2 of the girls left (mine was one), I decided to get some sleep (it wasnt easy as it was all happening in the other rooms). Not long after I was awoken by some girl jumping on my back and searching for my prized family jewels. I turned over, saw that she was pretty and porked it, as any normal man would. An hour later my brother bursts into the room and goes nuts. I hadnt realised but that was the girl he pulled and had boned a short while earlier (I was too drunk to remember faces). Anyway, he went mental (like I had slept with his wife) and a mini scuffle followed as tempers and the booze took over. Everything didnt get back to normal until we returned home but the last couple of days of the holiday were lame as the atmosphere was terrible. Me giggling alot didnt help much either and nor did the bit when I would say she wanted a real man and came to me Sounds like a fooking class holiday to me.
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 The 2nd time I went to the US with the lads that included my younger brother about 6 years ago. The holiday was going great and the place was full of Americans coming down to Florida for there July 4th break and we were taking advantage of our lovely English accents with the local lasses who thought we were all related to Prince Charles and had tea with the Queen (dumb fookers). Anyway, then came "black Wednesday" . Two girls who me and one of my mates met who were renting near by (on a break) saw there time run out at there place and we invited them to stay with us for an extra day (these girls were stunning and from Colombia. Unreal bodies and the accents were so sexy). the first problem started when one of my mates "lost" some money (about 30 or 40 dollars from memory) and accused them as he put it, of being "thieving South American bitches" (he always had a way with words). We fell out with my mate and the group split for the day which is something that should never have happened. Anyway, later in the day my mobile goes and the prat confirmed he found the money and apologised. We saw the lasses off and met up with the lads that night at this set of clubs called Pleasure Island. Everyone pulled that night (Im not kidding, it was the easiest place to get a girl as the Yanks turned up in force for there vacations and the guys were so outnumbered that even Peter Beardsley would have pulled) so we went back to the house. It was all going off and after 2 of the girls left (mine was one), I decided to get some sleep (it wasnt easy as it was all happening in the other rooms). Not long after I was awoken by some girl jumping on my back and searching for my prized family jewels. I turned over, saw that she was pretty and porked it, as any normal man would. An hour later my brother bursts into the room and goes nuts. I hadnt realised but that was the girl he pulled and had boned a short while earlier (I was too drunk to remember faces). Anyway, he went mental (like I had slept with his wife) and a mini scuffle followed as tempers and the booze took over. Everything didnt get back to normal until we returned home but the last couple of days of the holiday were lame as the atmosphere was terrible. Me giggling alot didnt help much either and nor did the bit when I would say she wanted a real man and came to me Fantastic
Head Honcho Posted 8 February 2007 Posted 8 February 2007 Not really had a bad holiday yet, only thing is that when we went new york we flew with air india and the flight was teriible, the inflight entertainment did not work and the flight was delayed in a total of 24 hours, which tarnished our wonderful trip to the big apple!! Lesson to be learned, don't fly air india!!! Don't know when you went but I found them great to fly with! Apart from all the poor old buggers who'd been on the plane since Bombay or Delhi (over 20 Hours)fainting and having heart attacks, it was a fantastic flight. On a lighter note. When the captain said is there a doctor onboard the whole bloody plane stood up, stereotyping I may be, but it's true I kid you not.
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