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Why the BBC is toss at football

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My take on the BBC gang:

John Motson - Muttering old fool.

Lawro - Cheesy, dull and thinks he is a comedy genius.

Hansen - Good bloke, knows what he is on about.

Lineker - Great bloke, average/good presenter.

Crooks and Carlton Palmer - Useless, dregs of the BBC

Shearer - Unenthusiastic, unfunny but again knows what he is talking about.

Lee Dixon and Gavin Peacock - Very below par analysists.

Adrian Chiles - Very good presenter.

How could we miss out Carlton "Hit Les" Palmer. Another wankpot. I used to think Adrian Chiles or whatever his name is was quite funny but there isnt a minute on TV that he doesnt metion either WBA or the Spaghetti junction city that is known to us as Birmingham. Boring tosser.

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My take on the BBC gang:

John Motson - Muttering old fool.

Lawro - Cheesy, dull and thinks he is a comedy genius.

Hansen - Good bloke, knows what he is on about.

Lineker - Great bloke, average/good presenter.

Crooks and Carlton Palmer - Useless, dregs of the BBC

Shearer - Unenthusiastic, unfunny but again knows what he is talking about.

Lee Dixon and Gavin Peacock - Very below par analysists.

Adrian Chiles - Very good presenter.

I agree pretty much entirely. Gary Lineker gets smugger and oranger by the match, though. :(

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I wonder how vigorous Alan Shearer's interview was?

"So, you're Alan Shearer?"

"Yes"

"Congratulations, you've got the job"

What a twat.

I suspect it was more like:

"So, you're Alan Shearer?"

"No that's a plank of wood. I'm over here"

Posted

I wonder how vigorous Alan Shearer's interview was?

"So, you're Alan Shearer?"

"Yes"

"I can't help but notice the bulge in your trousers...congratulations, you've got the job"

What a twat.

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Hanson chats shit im afraid, lives up Michael Carricks backside despite the fact hes reluctant to get stuck in and slows down attacks with his sideways and backwards passing, he pissed me off no end against Macedonia but Hanson seems to think hes the new Paul Scholes.

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Hanson chats shit im afraid, lives up Michael Carricks backside despite the fact hes reluctant to get stuck in and slows down attacks with his sideways and backwards passing, he pissed me off no end against Macedonia but Hanson seems to think hes the new Paul Scholes.

I was shocked when Manu paid that much and he is one of those midfielders who is neither attacking nor defensice. I just dont know what his role is! Unless you are playing 5 midfielders I dont understand how he gets a game. You either need a ball winner like Makele or Essien or a more complete midfielder like Steve Gerrard who can do the lot. All Carrick can do is pass well at times but his tackling, goal scoring and heading is below average.

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I often find it more enjoyable to turn the sound off. :whistle:

You filthy sod we were talking about footy pundits nor porn.

BTW, John Barnes on Channel 5 has got to be the worst presenter out there. His constant twitching and grabbing his ear is winding me up and I have only been watching his crusty show for 5 mins. Also special guest is none other than Graham Taylor lol

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I can't stand watching MoTD anymore, it's become a caricature, stuck up it's own arse.

I wait until sunday and watch 'Goals on Sunday' on 11am Sky Sports 1 - good analysis and not up it's own arse.

Oh, and there's no Alan Shearer either obviously.

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You filthy sod we were talking about footy pundits nor porn.

BTW, John Barnes on Channel 5 has got to be the worst presenter out there. His constant twitching and grabbing his ear is winding me up and I have only been watching his crusty show for 5 mins. Also special guest is none other than Graham Taylor lol

Should have just been 'guest' I reckon...

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