Fox in a Box Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 Jason Jarrett Jarrett, He'll pass the ball 40 yards He's big and he's F**kin hard Jason Jarrett Jarrett, in a steve gerrard fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 'Jase' would fit better, it'd be decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 His name is Jason Jarrett, He flaps just like a parrot, He likes a drop of claret, He plays for LCFC. His name is Jason Jarrett, His dad is Jasper Carrot, He used to shag Russ Abbot, He plays for LCFC. To the tune of Addams Family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Nibblington Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 His name is Jason Jarrett, He flaps just like a parrot, He likes a drop of claret, He plays for LCFC. His name is Jason Jarrett, His dad is Jasper Carrot, He used to shag Russ Abbot, He plays for LCFC. To the tune of Addams Family. It's amazing you have time to come up with these things, and are still employed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 It's amazing you have time to come up with these things, and are still employed. You wouldn't say that if you knew my real job (making up stupid songs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox in a Box Posted 8 February 2007 Author Share Posted 8 February 2007 His name is Jason Jarrett, He flaps just like a parrot, He likes a drop of claret, He plays for LCFC. His name is Jason Jarrett, His dad is Jasper Carrot, He used to shag Russ Abbot, He plays for LCFC. To the tune of Addams Family. brilliant i like claret too but not the villa kind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Nibblington Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 You wouldn't say that if you knew my real job (making up stupid songs). Exactly. That's your job, and you're still employed! Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Lass Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 He's bald, He's shit, He only plays when no-ones fit, Jase Jarrett, Jase Jarrett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 He's bald,He's shit, He only plays when no-ones fit, Jase Jarrett, Jase Jarrett. Take the 'only' out and you've got yourself a song! I'm FT's sense of rhythm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 Take the 'only' out and you've got yourself a song! I'm FT's sense of rhythm. I think you mean riddum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 I think you mean riddum. Oh right. I need to get down with kids. Dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Lass Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 Oh right. I need to get down with kids. Dawg. Excuse me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Nibblington Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 I think you mean riddum. Have you been playing with riddlin again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 Excuse me Well you're definitely with it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 He's bald, He's shit, He only plays when no-ones fit, Jase Jarrett, Jase Jarrett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn Claw Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 To sing to all four of our loanees We don't own our players, We don't own our players, We don't own our players, la lar lar la, la lar lar la. or whenever we bring on a loanee - shout WHO??? As for JJ to the tune of we've got Les Ferdinand He doesn't look like Steven Hughes But is just as shit as Steven Hughes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanks4nothinglevein Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 To the Tune of Monster by The Automatic. Whos that coming onto the pitch, is it Jase Jarrett, is it Jase Jarrett! Quite Catchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 To the Tune of Monster by The Automatic. Whos that coming onto the pitch, is it Jase Jarrett, is it Jase Jarrett! Quite Catchy More likely to be; "Who's that coming onto the pitch, is it Jase Jarrett?" "Err yeah, looks like him, what number is he?" "Dunno, could be Cadamarteri." "Too tall to be Porter..." Not quite as catchy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanks4nothinglevein Posted 8 February 2007 Share Posted 8 February 2007 More likely to be; "Who's that coming onto the pitch, is it Jase Jarrett?" "Err yeah, looks like him, what number is he?" "Dunno, could be Cadamarteri." "Too tall to be Porter..." Not quite as catchy though. HAHA Quality! I need help with my next one: To the tune of Oh Leicestershire Oh Jase Jarrett, Oh Jase Jarrett Is Wonderful, Is Wonderful Oh Jase Jarrett Is Wondeful, He's Full Of Tricks Tackles and ....?!? ... Oh Jase Jarret Is Wonderful!!! Any Ideas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 9 February 2007 Share Posted 9 February 2007 To the Tune of Monster by The Automatic.Whos that coming onto the pitch, is it Jase Jarrett, is it Jase Jarrett! Quite Catchy It works better with Geoff Horsefield, after all, he really is a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox in a Box Posted 9 February 2007 Author Share Posted 9 February 2007 It works better with Geoff Horsefield, after all, he really is a monster. or even Osmond Brothers LYRICS,Crazy Horses.......... So take a good look around, see what they’ve done What they’ve done...they’ve done...they’ve done...they’ve done...they’ve done Crazy horses whhhhhaaaa wwhhhhhaaaa Crazy Horsefield wwhhhhhaaaa wwhhhhhaaaa Crazy horses whhhhhaaaa wwhhhhhaaaa Crazy Horsefield wwhhhhhaaaa wwhhhhhaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 9 February 2007 Share Posted 9 February 2007 He's bald, He's shit, He only plays when no-ones fit, Jase Jarrett, Jase Jarrett. Bit late, but thats fooking genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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