The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 I've gotta hand it to the man. He tickles my fish. Kudos, Hullfox. Also... bit of sucking up to the manager here so I get subsituted regularly.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 I like you too Hullfox. Pull me off instead. :ermm: :ermm: :ermm: :ermm:
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 Psst... Fez. He's got two hands. We could both be in luck here!
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 I've heard tell that his pantry is full of Battenburg You misheard. It's full of the rotting remains of David Batty and Henning Berg (Batty'n'Berg - as they became known as during their watered down Northern Soul cabaret act phase) They were round Hullfox's house one night lauding it over him with their Premier League Champions medals. When they tried it on with Mrs Hullfox, well that was the final straw. Don't mess with Hullfox. Or he'll pantry ya.
Hullfox Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 You misheard.It's full of the rotting remains of David Batty and Henning Berg (Batty'n'Berg - as they became known as during their watered down Northern Soul cabaret act phase) They were round Hullfox's house one night lauding it over him with their Premier League Champions medals. When they tried it on with Mrs Hullfox, well that was the final straw. Don't mess with Hullfox. Or he'll pantry ya. You misheard. It's actually Bella Emberg in a Batman suit (very tight), now known as Bat Emberg. I'm her agent and trying to get her work. As for Messrs Batty and Berg, well they did try it on with Mrs Hullfox but as with me, she was having none of it and killed them with her bare chests. It's the cellar that has Batty'n'Berg in.
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 You misheard.It's actually Bella Emberg in a Batman suit (very tight), now known as Bat Emberg. I'm her agent and trying to get her work. As for Messrs Batty and Berg, well they did try it on with Mrs Hullfox but as with me, she was having none of it and killed them with her bare chests. It's the cellar that has Batty'n'Berg in. The thick plottens! ps - bare chests??? Got something on your mind?
Katy Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 You misheard.It's actually Bella Emberg in a Batman suit (very tight), now known as Bat Emberg. I'm her agent and trying to get her work. As for Messrs Batty and Berg, well they did try it on with Mrs Hullfox but as with me, she was having none of it and killed them with her bare chests. It's the cellar that has Batty'n'Berg in. Missing your work Mr H A Gentleman and a Scholar
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 I think we might be able to coax Knighton Matt out of retirement if we put in a good shift here, boys. The heat is on (mainly the mention of bare chests, that one).
Hullfox Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 ps - bare chests??? Oh yes, it was all in one swift movement and without putting her knitting down. That's enough about her anyway, let's get back to talking about how good I am and who wants pulling off at the big match.
Hullfox Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 Missing your work Mr HA Gentleman and a Scholar Ahh young Katassi, how are you? Hopefully Hull away will not fall on Boxing Day next season. I'm planning a Hullfox barbecue.
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 I'm all for a spit roasting... but who's the lucky gi... err hog?
Katy Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 Ahh young Katassi, how are you?Hopefully Hull away will not fall on Boxing Day next season. I'm planning a Hullfox barbecue. Very good thank you, yourself? We still talk of your fantastic hospitality to this day (well, last week actually) Even if I only go to one away game next season, twill be Hull.
Hullfox Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 I'm all for a spit roasting... but who's the lucky gi... err hog? Ultra
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 I'm all for a spit roasting... but who's the lucky gi... err hog? When I asked to have a butchers at that girl from Maidstone I think you might have got the wrong end of the hog... err stick.
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 When I asked to have a butchers at that girl from Maidstone I think you might have got the wrong end of the hog... err stick. Erm... is there a 'wrong' end?
AoWW Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 Erm... is there a 'wrong' end? Not often am I lost for words.... but I'm, well, speechless.
Katy Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 Not often am I lost for words.... but I'm, well, speechless. Remember this is TPH though
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 Not often am I lost for words.... but I'm, well, speechless. Well - in that situation you would be, wouldn't you? Unless you could throw your voice? Or talk from any orifice you like (like Ultra).
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 Erm... is there a 'wrong' end? I guess there is a preferable end. I dunno how it works. Maybe you have to call shotgun or something?
AoWW Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 Well - in that situation you would be, wouldn't you?Unless you could throw your voice? Or talk from any orifice you like (like Ultra).
The People's Hero Posted 21 May 2007 Author Posted 21 May 2007 I guess there is a preferable end. I dunno how it works. Maybe you have to call shotgun or something? The old adage of 'take what we can get' springs to mind.
Alexikokopops Posted 21 May 2007 Posted 21 May 2007 The old adage of 'take what we can get' springs to mind. Any hole's a goal, and so forth.
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