The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 A thread with no defined order - I'm here.The price of lettuce is atrocious. And the taste. Insipid. Insidious even. Fu cking letti. How have they been allowed to get away with it for this long. *shakes fist* I've been converted to a rebel with a cause. And I like it.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I rage against the mangos Now now Dave.... let's war on ONE front at a time. First the letti, then the mangos! And then perhaps the Radish family. Damn I hate those Radii.
Daggers Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 In my day you learned about sums and stuff at school...not anymore, oh no. Now loads of foreign fruits have come over here taking up our shelf space, my children have to learn all about them and their ways. It's disgusting. I vote we send them all home...and all of the bloody fruit lovers too. That'd show them. Bastards.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 In my day you learned about sums and stuff at school...not anymore, oh no.Now loads of foreign fruits have come over here taking up our shelf space, my children have to learn all about them and their ways. It's disgusting. I vote we send them all home...and all of the bloody fruit lovers too. That'd show them. Bastards. Wahey! Another bandwagon! I love a good bandwagon! Especially a reactionary one where I fail to understand the fundamental issue.
Daggers Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Wahey!Another bandwagon! I love a good bandwagon! Especially a reactionary one where I fail to understand the fundamental issue. Five a f'cking day? What the hell is that all about? In my day you had one fruit and you stayed with it for life. Mainly rhubarb.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Five a f'cking day? What the hell is that all about?In my day you had one fruit and you stayed with it for life. Mainly rhubarb. Personally I think your wife is a lovely lady.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Personally I think your wife is a lovely lady. Yeah, I agree. I don't think I could manage 5 times a day though, Fez... Does this make me less of a man?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Yeah, I agree.I don't think I could manage 5 times a day though, Fez... Does this make me less of a man? Do all of the times have to involve another person?
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Do all of the times have to involve another person? I consider myself lucky if ANY of them involve another person. Not that they do, obviously.
Daggers Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I'm going to get a cheese roll from the shop. How rude - I should have asked...does anything want anything while I'm there? (by rights this should be a thread in its own right)
Guest Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 How rude - I should have asked...does anything want anything while I'm there?(by rights this should be a thread in its own right) I'm fine thanks. I've had some of Liam Gallagher's home made soup, and he asked "d'yer wanna roll with it?"
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 How rude - I should have asked...does anything want anything while I'm there?(by rights this should be a thread in its own right) Make it so.
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I feel by going to lunch I missed something. I blame the rather untasty steak pasty I purchased. Oh it was of poor quality.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I'm going to have to start bringing in a packed lunch. Made entirely of my housemates' food.
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 What happens when your housemates run out of food? Or do they have this mythical thing called money, thus they can purchase more?
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 What happens when your housemates run out of food?Or do they have this mythical thing called money, thus they can purchase more? Gareth doesn't but Lee keeps getting payrises and stuff. Also, Gareth claims to have no money but still actually does. I actually have none.
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Gareth doesn't but Lee keeps getting payrises and stuff. Also, Gareth claims to have no money but still actually does.I actually have none. Is Gareth the new Dangerous? What with the whole always pretending to have no money, but in fact, being fecking minted? You should start stealing money as well as food. Only good can come of it.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Is Gareth the new Dangerous? What with the whole always pretending to have no money, but in fact, being fecking minted?You should start stealing money as well as food. Only good can come of it. I think so yeah. It used to make me laugh when Dangerous claimed to have no money.
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I think so yeah.It used to make me laugh when Dangerous claimed to have no money. Me too. Until such point that he refused to buy drinks for anyone. Or Milk. He never bought Milk. Yet always had a cup of tea. The Swine.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Me too.Until such point that he refused to buy drinks for anyone. Or Milk. He never bought Milk. Yet always had a cup of tea. The Swine. Never bought milk yet always had tea, milk on its own, cereal, whatever. People like him are rich though - they are careful with money. They end up with precious few friends though. I on the other hand, bought milk by the gallen and I have loads of fri.... HEY! Hang on a minute! It didn't work out right somewhere!
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Never bought milk yet always had tea, milk on its own, cereal, whatever.People like him are rich though - they are careful with money. They end up with precious few friends though. I on the other hand, bought milk by the gallen and I have loads of fri.... HEY! Hang on a minute! It didn't work out right somewhere! You did have many a fine cup of tea from all that milk. Always remember that my friend, if nothing else. Remember the cups of tea. They were good cups. Especially from the old Leicester mug. Which by the end, I seem to remember being held together by old tea stains.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 You did have many a fine cup of tea from all that milk.Always remember that my friend, if nothing else. Remember the cups of tea. They were good cups. Especially from the old Leicester mug. Which by the end, I seem to remember being held together by old tea stains. I wonder what happend to 'old Leicester mug'. He was a fine servant to me. A fine fine receptacle for tea.
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