Manwell Pablo Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Pointing and laughing is the way forward, then.Or would people say the pointing is a step too far? Never point. They will think your calling them fat.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 And I've just realised why I have no money!
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I've bought flowers about 3 times in 2 1/2 years. I'd say that's 3 times too often. And it actually means I'm probably due buying some more. Buggerit.
AoWW Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I actually have women worked out. Hmmm... course you do, love. You just keep on believing it.
AoWW Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Buy them flowers. They love it. Just don't get a cheap bunch from a petrol forecourt... bad move!
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I've bought flowers about 3 times in 2 1/2 years.I'd say that's 3 times too often. And it actually means I'm probably due buying some more. Buggerit. I've done twice in a month. I'm soft. None of that this month.
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I've done twice in a month.I'm soft. None of that this month. I mainly don't buy Laura flowers because she dunks them in a vase, and then they die within a week. I feel it's a waste of my money.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I mainly don't buy Laura flowers because she drunks them in a vase, and then they die within a week.I feel it's a waste of my money. Erm.... that's what flowers do. They are beautiful for a short period, then they die. Then you say something ridiculously soppy like 'my love for you is as beautiful as those flowers, but it will last much much longer'. Or something like that. Alternatively, just don't bother. I think the real way to a woman's heart is by providing money for bags and shoes, dishing out plenty of compliments and reassurance and actually being a nice bloke. It helps obviously if you look amazing too. To summarise, yep, we're screwed.
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Or... I can be a lazy arse, and just hope she doesn't leave? Yeah. You're right. I'm screwed.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 I suppose it partly depends on how lazy she is and how good you are in bed. Which is why you should always date lazy women with low standards. But still, we're screwed.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Being nice doesn't help. Point taken. When I typed that out I did kinda think it went against the grain seeing as I have a girlfriend these days.
James. Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Take them places and get them drunk. It's served me well enough.
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Take them places and get them drunk.It's served me well enough. Rohyp... nah, can't bring myself to accuse JtB of that. Palace away, JtB?
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Take them places and get them drunk.It's served me well enough. I thought that's how you pick them up. Not kept them happy.
MPH Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Erm.... that's what flowers do. They are beautiful for a short period, then they die. Then you say something ridiculously soppy like 'my love for you is as beautiful as those flowers, but it will last much much longer'. Or something like that. Alternatively, just don't bother. I think the real way to a woman's heart is by providing money for bags and shoes, dishing out plenty of compliments and reassurance and actually being a nice bloke. It helps obviously if you look amazing too. To summarise, yep, we're screwed. i had a girlfriend from denmark. lovely girl. it was going really well so i even paid her the huge compliment of inviting her to watch a city game. her response? " Can i bring a book?" it didnt last long after that....
James. Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Rohyp... nah, can't bring myself to accuse JtB of that.Palace away, JtB? I'm all over it. I have a Palace supporting mate who I may bring along. We can berate him with talk of play-off finals and Ade Akinbiyi. Before and after we lose.
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Hmmm... course you do, love. You just keep on believing it. You wouldn't be saying that if you met me, I'm increadibly charming. I even let Jess poke me in the eye at the football match, and then spill half a pint all over me, hows that for turning the other cheek.
Kent Fox Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 You wouldn't be saying that if you met me, I'm increadibly charming. I even let Jess poke me in the eye at the football match, and then spill half a pint all over me, hows that for turning the other cheek. Completely off topic - I just noticed how your 'bus pass' photo looks a bit like Saddam Hussein. Just out of his bunker. If you look quickly. From a distance. Taxi! Specsavers.
AoWW Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Completely off topic Was there ever a topic? Did I miss summat?
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 We don't need a defined topic. It restricts. We're bohemian. Artists. Creators. Boundaries are nothing to us.
Daggers Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 A thread with no defined order - I'm here. The price of lettuce is atrocious.
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