Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 Life is about sharing and valuing the contributions of others
Master Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I went against convention today and had a poo before I went to work instead of succumbing to the powers of the colon king at around 17:45 hours monday to friday. Magnificant it was Why do people have to make noises? Like squelching, farting, watery, heavy breathing noises in open toilet cubicles when they know other people are in there having a piss? Every time I go in there’s someone making bears with sound effects. It’s quite a disturbing experience I have to endure.
Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 someone making bears with sound effects :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
McFox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I went against convention today and had a poo before I went to work instead of succumbing to the powers of the colon king at around 17:45 hours monday to friday. Magnificant it was I'm a believer in the 'Poo before work', it seems to put a spring in the step.
Master Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I'm a believer in the 'Poo before work', it seems to put a spring in the step. It’s either that or share cube time with squelchers
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 I'm a believer in the 'Poo before work', it seems to put a spring in the step. Ye man, I feel great today. My dad swears by it too, but it involves getting up a little earlier and having some albran and a cup of tea to get the proverbial 'wheels in motion'. Morning shits...they're the best!
Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 Not me. Every morning I go through the same motions - I need nothing. You can set a clock by my bowels. A clock that you may not want to touch, smell or look at too often, but set it would be.
Blue Bob Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Definately have to wait until I'm at work to crimp off a length. There is something magical about being paid to be on the throne!!!
Micky Ruddle Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Is it okay if i say a prayer in Punjabi? A Prayer is a prayer fella Go ahead
Webbo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Not me. Every morning I go through the same motions - I need nothing. You can set a clock by my bowels. A clock that you may not want to touch, smell or look at too often, but set it would be. Me too, 7am every morning, problem is I don't wake up till half past.
Raj Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 A Prayer is a prayer fella Go ahead SORTED!!! Just for good measure i done one in Hindi too!!!!
Daggers Posted 29 June 2007 Author Posted 29 June 2007 Me too, 7am every morning, problem is I don't wake up till half past. *boom* *tish*
Raj Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Dont want to gatecrash your intimate conversation but sometimes i have 3-4 a day....reckon that ain't right eh?
Master Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Dont want to gatecrash your intimate conversation but sometimes i have 3-4 a day....reckon that ain't right eh? Depends if it's more sludge or solid?
Raj Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Depends if it's more sludge or solid? Mostly solid....is that okay
Webbo Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Mostly solid....is that okay Do you have any picture we can study?
Master Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Mostly solid....is that okay No, it's all wrong. Get on the beers and fast food get the rivers flowing
Raj Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 No, it's all wrong. Get on the beers and fast food get the rivers flowing Does that not get the rivers flowing BOTH ends????
Master Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Do you have any picture we can study? I’m not sure my moderating friends would be too impressed
Master Fox Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Does that not get the rivers flowing BOTH ends???? Well that depends on sexual preference
Raj Posted 29 June 2007 Posted 29 June 2007 Well that depends on sexual preference NO! NO! i meant botty wise and mouth wise....oh no this is turning horribly vile is it not???
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