what's it going to take to kill you?

[stez]

here you go (1 stone = 14lbs or 6.35 kg)

It would take 217.92 cups of Instant Coffee to put me down.

[AoWW]

hmm, considering how much caffeine I consume in a day, I'm probably frighteningly close to my limit . Too scared to check, to be honest!

[Nationwider]

370 cans of coke.

I think the oedema and the subsequent heart attack would get me before the caffeine did.

Or I'd just drown?

[syston_fox]

131.38 cans of Red Bull to finish me off

[Finnegan]

203 cups of tea. I'm good for another ten or twelve then.

[Lillehamring]

After 511.58 cups of Green Tea, you'd be pushing up daisies

- doesn't give a time scale - what happens if, inevitably, you take a piss during such a suicide attempt?

[MBK]

370 cans of coke.

I think the oedema and the subsequent heart attack would get me before the caffeine did.

Or I'd just drown?

None would incredible how the cope unless dead. They're incredibly brilliant and advanced. fook the liver and spleen.

[Head Honcho]

353.29 cans of Classic Coke Cola or 150 cans of Red Bull.

...............or you could always try mainlining it!

[Blue Bob]

353.29 cans of Classic Coke Cola or 150 cans of Red Bull.

...............or you could always try mainlining it!

All those E numbers, you would be buzzing yout t*ts off!!!

[Head Honcho]

All those E numbers, you would be buzzing yout t*ts off!!!

Did someone mention E's

[Blue Bob]

I have just looked further on the site.

What the hell is beaver buzz???? Well its going to take 124 beavers to kill me in one go - what a way to die!!!!

[Guest]

203 cups of tea. I'm good for another ten or twelve then.

I can only manage a paltry 179.28 cups.

It's a sad day.