stez Posted 15 July 2007 Posted 15 July 2007 insult best shakespearian insult, using the rules on the linked site, wins a special prize you bunch of reeky, earth-vexing flap-dragons.
Rincewind Posted 15 July 2007 Posted 15 July 2007 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou dearest Romeo.? I am here sweet Juliet beneath your forbidden balcony and for thee I will play the sweetest melody on my lute and sing thee the most amorous lyrics if it would only bring me closer to your seductive embrace. Dear Romeo thou art as tone death as a death watch beetle that hath had a spike stuck up its bottom and your musical talent is as limp as your lovemaking. Now sod off and let me get some sleep. ______________________________________________________________________________ Is this what you wanted?
mark1983 Posted 15 July 2007 Posted 15 July 2007 Thau unmuzzled pox-marked foot-licker . or something like that ?
Nationwider Posted 15 July 2007 Posted 15 July 2007 Thou lump of foul deformity! Richard III, 1. 2 I try to shoe-horn that into most working days. a great way to end a phonecall, I find.
NorthernFox Posted 15 July 2007 Posted 15 July 2007 begone thou clackervalve licker.... Bill Shakespear 2007
Zingari Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 thou paunchy plume-plucked pumpion thou saucy swag-bellied strumpet me and mrs.
Bluefoxtim Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 thou yeasty sheep-biting scut One for the derby fans. BTW, what do I win?
Wezleylowski Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 Thou yeasty, onion eyed pigeon egg. Sounds like a recipe
General Smuts Posted 16 July 2007 Posted 16 July 2007 Thou unmuzzled ill-breeding horn-beast I think i've been called this before
stez Posted 16 July 2007 Author Posted 16 July 2007 here you go, you're all winners, so here's a picture of william shakespeare and charlotte bronte being board to tears by another thracianonian tome off of foxestalk. justice!
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