Guest Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Lisa - based on if you mess with her she'll chew your balls of and spit em out - guard dog [possibly rottweiler] How dare you! I'm a kitten. Miaow.
Nationwider Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Don't be fooled. Lisa could kill a man at 30 paces with one lash of her tongue.
AoWW Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Just back from a hard day on the hamster wheel.This crawling on the knees...... it's hurting. Can I stand up know miss? Only when you prove to me you know the difference between 'now' and 'know'! In the meantime, you can stay right there! Oh ok, stop whining - for God's sake get up.
skinnydipper Posted 27 July 2007 Author Posted 27 July 2007 Only when you prove to me you know the difference between 'now' and 'know'! In the meantime, you can stay right there! Oh ok, stop whining - for God's sake get up. Lesson learnt or is it learned
Ultra Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I'd better not say what my main source of income is (rest assured, it IS legit, even respectable!)
AoWW Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 Lesson learnt or is it learned Whichever it is, it needs a question mark! Relax, you're off the hook!
skinnydipper Posted 28 July 2007 Author Posted 28 July 2007 Whichever it is, it needs a question mark! Relax, you're off the hook! Actually it was a statement not a question but glad to be off the hook as that was hurting along with the knees
AoWW Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 Actually it was a statement not a question but glad to be off the hook as that was hurting along with the knees You're welcome... any time.
lookwhaticando Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I'd better not say what my main source of income is (rest assured, it IS legit, even respectable!) Do you sell lingerie & Sex toys/materials like the Gold brothers?
stez Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 Do you sell lingerie & Sex toys/materials like the Gold brothers? i reckon he's a copper. i reckon lisa is a children's entertainer, she's got an aptitude for that i think. i reckon nations is a wwII fighter pilot (complete with jolly hockey-sticks 'tache)
Daggers Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I have taken a random sample of posts by a random sample of posters and put it into a computer program what I just rote. It is a clever program and uses the grammar and syntax to evaluate ideal jobs for people, much like the program did that you probably used at school only this one doesn't make everyone accountants or forest rangers. lildave3 - Matchday mascot stunt stand-in in case any mascots have to carry out dangerous manoeuvres Barton Fox - Customer service employee, the happy welcoming face of the organisation Alex[ikokopops] - cage fighter a-fox - parking attendant Master Fox - Film censor I know some tweaks are needed but I'm willing to bet it's bang on here...
stez Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I have taken a random sample of posts by a random sample of posters and put it into a computer program what I just rote.It is a clever program and uses the grammar and syntax to evaluate ideal jobs for people, much like the program did that you probably used at school only this one doesn't make everyone accountants or forest rangers. lildave3 - Matchday mascot stunt stand-in in case any mascots have to carry out dangerous manoeuvres Barton Fox - Customer service employee, the happy welcoming face of the organisation Alex[ikokopops] - cage fighter a-fox - parking attendant Master Fox - Film censor I know some tweaks are needed but I'm willing to bet it's bang on here... that ****er said i would be a chef (which i wanted to be at the time, and thus directed all my answers to that end) or a heel bar operator.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I have taken a random sample of posts by a random sample of posters and put it into a computer program what I just rote.It is a clever program and uses the grammar and syntax to evaluate ideal jobs for people, much like the program did that you probably used at school only this one doesn't make everyone accountants or forest rangers. lildave3 - Matchday mascot stunt stand-in in case any mascots have to carry out dangerous manoeuvres Barton Fox - Customer service employee, the happy welcoming face of the organisation Alex[ikokopops] - cage fighter a-fox - parking attendant Master Fox - Film censor I know some tweaks are needed but I'm willing to bet it's bang on here... I'd be well good in a cage. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. That's me being angry in a cage.
Daggers Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 that ****er said i would be a chef (which i wanted to be at the time, and thus directed all my answers to that end) or a heel bar operator. My printout never gave the option for: "Often rude, useless fat bastard" So I have had to carve the niche in life out for myself - it's not been easy most of the time and the pay is crap.
Master Fox Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I have taken a random sample of posts by a random sample of posters and put it into a computer program what I just rote.It is a clever program and uses the grammar and syntax to evaluate ideal jobs for people, much like the program did that you probably used at school only this one doesn't make everyone accountants or forest rangers. lildave3 - Matchday mascot stunt stand-in in case any mascots have to carry out dangerous manoeuvres Barton Fox - Customer service employee, the happy welcoming face of the organisation Alex[ikokopops] - cage fighter a-fox - parking attendant Master Fox - Film censor I know some tweaks are needed but I'm willing to bet it's bang on here... Well I’m actually training in that profession at the moment. I think I’m starting to get the hang of things, might take a little more work before I'm ready though.......
stez Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 My printout never gave the option for: "Often rude, useless fat bastard"So I have had to carve the niche in life out for myself - it's not been easy most of the time and the pay is crap. i pity the fool who gets 'heel bar operator', 'often rude, useless fat bastard' or 'aztec mystery solver' x + =
AoWW Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I'd say in this instance it's more of a seven than a five. 7 I don't know whether to be ecstatic or gutted!
Geo V Posted 28 July 2007 Posted 28 July 2007 I reckon The Singh is a glamour model photographer after the amount of time he spends in the Chebs thread the dirty sod (I have never even looked at that filth ), TPH is a part-time busker, Lisa is definitely a disciplinarian of sorts but not at the level she would prefer, maybe a librarian at the moment and Thracian is a Lollypop man.
Guest Posted 29 July 2007 Posted 29 July 2007 Would people please get it out of their heads that I am some sort of dominatrix? Or else.
lookwhaticando Posted 29 July 2007 Posted 29 July 2007 Would people please get it out of their heads that I am some sort of dominatrix? Or else. I thought you were a guard dog, and AOWW was a dominatrix?
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