All the best FT

[Webbo]

We get it Ultra, you're a latter-day Casanova who strides from woman to woman like a colossus.

It's true remember this.

Was out in Market Street on Friday.

A couple of teenage stunners, out celebrating their A-level results, invited me to the Fan Club.

Flattered as I was by their interest, I had to decline.

I daren't go in such places these days unless accompanied by my other half...

I've been walking up and down Market Street every Friday night since, and not a single teenage stunner has accosted me. There must be something irresistable about him.

[Fez of Mahrez]

It's true remember this.

That actually made me laugh out loud at work when he posted that originally. Brilliant find.

[Daggers]

That actually made me laugh out loud at work when he posted that originally. Brilliant find.

There's little that he posts that doesn't illicit that response from me.

[Fez of Mahrez]

There's little that he posts that doesn't illicit that response from me.

I must admit he doesn't usually elicit laughter from me but I suppose he is a pretty illicit character.

[Daggers]

I must admit he doesn't usually elicit laughter from me but I suppose he is a pretty illicit character.

Go back to playing with your éééééééé's

[Fez of Mahrez]

Go back to playing with your éééééééé's

It's what I do bést.

[potter3]

ëéèê Ha beat that

[General Smuts]

Well im back for today only and it was a right mission to be honest but i had to find an interneted pc to find out if the megson appointment was fo' real.

Thanks for the tara's by the way, much appreciated.

[Alexikokopops]

Well im back for today only and it was a right mission to be honest but i had to find an interneted pc to find out if the megson appointment was fo' real.

Thanks for the tara's by the way, much appreciated.

I meant to tara to both you and the Steadster but never got round to it.

I will do it now.

Tara LFF and TBJS;

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

I'm in a 4 star (gutted) hotel in York, switched the laptop on and it connects to a network. So I'm back early for a bit. Hi

[David O'Leary]

I'm in a 4 star (gutted) hotel in York, switched the laptop on and it connects to a network. So I'm back early for a bit. Hi

Hi

[General Smuts]

And LFF is back online again (well almost) t'internet is set up in the new gaff at uni and once a router is purchased i can have my laptop up and running again.

Good times.

Hello FT, how i've missed thee.