Alexikokopops Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 It wss my monthly card night Monday with the lads and Tanner was doing the foodage.Strange prawn / salmon combo which resulted in an excruciating 11 visits from a flock of seagulls Tuesday. Couldnt find sudocreme That's unfair, I thought they were a quite excellent band.
LeeCovFox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Needing a poo at school = Hell. In 7(?) years of secondary school education not once did I have a dump on the school premises. I went to the City of Leicester School (now college apparently) and the toilets there were horrific. All school toilets are bad I'm sure but these took the p!ss. And only p!ss for that matter. I never knew any of my mates to dump their either. Because lets face it, when you are that age, sh!tting at school is the first step on the path to a lifetime of bullying. Or perhaps second behind gingerness. And I'm no prude. I would at the time happily sh!t in the brook at nearby Piggy's Hollow, wiping my smooth backside on the luxurious dock leaves on offer.
billabob Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 In 7(?) years of secondary school education not once did I have a dump on the school premises. I went to the City of Leicester School (now college apparently) and the toilets there were horrific. All school toilets are bad I'm sure but these took the p!ss. And only p!ss for that matter. I never knew any of my mates to dump their either. Because lets face it, when you are that age, sh!tting at school is the first step on the path to a lifetime of bullying. Or perhaps second behind gingerness. And I'm no prude. I would at the time happily sh!t in the brook at nearby Piggy's Hollow, wiping my smooth backside on the luxurious dock leaves on offer. I too managed to never have a dump in all my schooling life, a proud moment finishing school knowing that! Yesterday though i had 8 dumps, all runny, was more coloured water than poo i think, rather unpleasant, i finally gave in, had 4 imodium and am now suffering with stomachs aches as i cant dump but need to!
LeeCovFox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Quick question : Why in Leicester, is a pooh referred to as a bob. My dad, a Brummie, delightedly embraced this term upon moving to Leicester 20 odd years ago, and a wonderful turn of phrase it is too. Can we please rule out the possibility that it is derived from some poor bloke called Robert, who was unfortunate enough to resemble a turd.
Alexikokopops Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 In 7(?) years of secondary school education not once did I have a dump on the school premises. I went to the City of Leicester School (now college apparently) and the toilets there were horrific. All school toilets are bad I'm sure but these took the p!ss. And only p!ss for that matter. I never knew any of my mates to dump their either. Because lets face it, when you are that age, sh!tting at school is the first step on the path to a lifetime of bullying. Or perhaps second behind gingerness. And I'm no prude. I would at the time happily sh!t in the brook at nearby Piggy's Hollow, wiping my smooth backside on the luxurious dock leaves on offer. We had a pretty new Sports Hall comples at my school when I went which had delightful toilets.
Rincewind Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Contemplating having a poo then going bed, early start tommorow and wont have enough time to drop one off in the morning. Good idea but don't Forget and do it the other way round.
Wycombe Fox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 My ex once sent me a picture of her pooh on her phone. Why did she poo on her phone? Was it a Samdung?
LeeCovFox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Why did she poo on her phone? Was it a Samdung? Well, she was very dirty it has to be said. I once walked in from work to find her utilising my phone in another fashion. Online. Another reason that particular relationship failed to blossom.....
Wycombe Fox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Well, she was very dirty it has to be said. I once walked in from work to find her utilising my phone in another fashion. Online. Another reason that particular relationship failed to blossom.....
LeeCovFox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Was quite some time ago too. Phones were big in those days. But I'm best of out of it. She got fat after I left. Swings and roundabouts....
Rincewind Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Who was she texting at the time? 878765 oh oh oh OH OH OH!
danny. Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Hopefully not in the lovely Walkers cubicles!! they have cubicles? there are none in the lovely toilets at the back of B1!
LeeCovFox Posted 14 January 2008 Posted 14 January 2008 Who was she texting at the time? 878765 oh oh oh OH OH OH! Thats appalling!
cisono Posted 14 January 2008 Posted 14 January 2008 I need my sixth.They've not been runny either. According to my sources: - 3 a day in general - the amount generally depends on how much and how many meals you had the previous day as well as any laxatives or laxative foods (e.g. dried apricots and prunes) you might have eaten
Alexikokopops Posted 14 January 2008 Posted 14 January 2008 According to my sources:- 3 a day in general - the amount generally depends on how much and how many meals you had the previous day as well as any laxatives or laxative foods (e.g. dried apricots and prunes) you might have eaten Your sources?! You have poo sources?!
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