Guest Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 thats why they're so full of shite At least we don't come out with it all the time.
danny. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 why is it girls never fart either, I mean wtf does all that gas go??
Guest Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 why is it girls never fart either, I mean wtf does all that gas go?? We need to conserve it all for talking! That's why it's called "gassing"!
Blue Bob Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 6 dumps a day - bloody hell what do you eat?? I dont think I could manage six even if I had had a week of eating egg curries topped off with 10 pints of brown ale and a Mario's kebab (the most evil food in Leicester). I'd fart a lot but still dont think I could manage 6 unless I tried to crimp off a small length and then held on for dear life. Did you have to chill the toilet roll with 5 and 6 as you must have been getting a bit sore??
Bojimha Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 I would seriously be getting in touch with a sudocreme wholesaler if I had 6 a day!
Hullfox Posted 29 October 2007 Author Posted 29 October 2007 It was only a one off. I haven't got enough time to be doing it every day
LeeCovFox Posted 11 January 2008 Posted 11 January 2008 My ex once sent me a picture of her pooh on her phone. The relationship didn't rech the "long-term" stage.
MC Prussian Posted 11 January 2008 Posted 11 January 2008 Let's put it this way: If you don't take a dump at least once a day, something's wrong. If you take at least 5 dumps a day, something's terribly wrong.
NorthernFox Posted 11 January 2008 Posted 11 January 2008 It wss my monthly card night Monday with the lads and Tanner was doing the foodage. Strange prawn / salmon combo which resulted in an excruciating 11 visits from the flock of bats Tuesday. Couldnt find sudocreme
Trumpet Posted 11 January 2008 Posted 11 January 2008 Contemplating having a poo then going bed, early start tommorow and wont have enough time to drop one off in the morning.
Hullfox Posted 11 January 2008 Author Posted 11 January 2008 It wss my monthly card night Monday with the lads and Tanner was doing the foodage.Strange prawn / salmon combo which resulted in an excruciating 11 visits from the flock of bats Tuesday. Couldnt find sudocreme That's an excellent quota sir.
Stevosevic Posted 12 January 2008 Posted 12 January 2008 I'd just like to say, this is a brilliant thread! As they say, "a shit a day keeps the doctor away."
Trav Le Bleu Posted 12 January 2008 Posted 12 January 2008 On the day we signed Oakley and got rid of Cort I did 6!!!!
Steven Posted 12 January 2008 Posted 12 January 2008 Once in the morning and once in the evening. Regular as clockwork.
Dames Posted 12 January 2008 Posted 12 January 2008 3am shits are become a regular occurance for me these days
Rincewind Posted 12 January 2008 Posted 12 January 2008 Has anyone considered the fact that having a 600 plus post thread talking about peoples shitting habits may be regarded as some a negative reflection on the type of person that posts on here? No offences intended.
DBEightyFive Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Post match poo. Cant beat it. Hopefully not in the lovely Walkers cubicles!!
Hullfox Posted 13 January 2008 Author Posted 13 January 2008 Hopefully not in the lovely Walkers cubicles!! I'm going for one now (well in a minute) That gets a good start to the days count.
Durnerz Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 Contemplating having a poo then going bed, early start tommorow and wont have enough time to drop one off in the morning. You plan your poo's?
LeeCovFox Posted 13 January 2008 Posted 13 January 2008 I am also delighted with the popularity of this thread. I think its just the kind of thing we should be talking about on Foxestalk. Which is precisely why, when I found this lingering on page 17 or 18 the other night, I decided to post on it so that it would return to its rightful place on the first page of General Chat. I thank you ladies and gentlemen.
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