Alexikokopops Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 I'm going down the Indian tonight for a fundraising meal for LIVES tonight (planned when I was meant to be looking after my 23 month old cousin and couldn't make it to the Forest match ), I'll keep you all updated on the consistency of my excrement later on.
Dames Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 I had a nugget bomb poo this morning. Not the most enjoyable of shits.
Finchy Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 I went through Reading festival 06 and again at reading 07 without having shits! I refuse to use those toilets man, i want to say the intense stomach pains on the coach back were worth putting up with just to not have to use the toilets at the festival but they weren't at all hurt sooooo much. But anyway 6 shits in a day is a serious problem!!
Alexikokopops Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 I went through Reading festival 06 and again at reading 07 without having shits! I refuse to use those toilets man, i want to say the intense stomach pains on the coach back were worth putting up with just to not have to use the toilets at the festival but they weren't at all hurt sooooo much.But anyway 6 shits in a day is a serious problem!! I think I did 6 last time I went to Reading. The trick was to get in there right after they'd hosed them down.
stez Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 well thracian manages around 30 or 40 a day........ oh! poos! sorry a cheap shot for which i'm thoroughly ashamed
Rincewind Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 once a day is enough for me unless my arse is red hot and ready to explode with curry remnants. I thought I was OK today until I returned home butI got into town and felt the urge to dump so I had to use the Haymarket facilities. Normally I try and work it so I go at work in order to save on loo paper and the clean-up and air freshner spray afterwards.. The best time is just before the end of my shift.
Bojimha Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 1-2 a day is normal for me. The worst is poo'ing at work, it feels so public! I like my privacy and it makes it even harder to 'finish the job' next time i think i might start trying it with the door closed.
Nationwider Posted 18 September 2007 Posted 18 September 2007 Firstly, I'm not a pooologist. Six a day is no real problem every once in a while. If six a day is the monthly average, then a trip to the docs and a quick check for the symptoms of IBS might be worthwhile. Did you go anywhere exotic on your jollies, Hullo? A bit of delayed Dehli* Belly caused by a parasite or suchlike might be one explanation. *Other non-British destinations are available.
Hullfox Posted 18 September 2007 Author Posted 18 September 2007 Did you go anywhere exotic on your jollies, Hullo? A bit of delayed Dehli* Belly caused by a parasite or suchlike might be one explanation.*Other non-British destinations are available. Tanzania and Penrith
Geo V Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 Spoke to my cousin today who suffers from a blood disease called Thalassemia who responded to some wisecrack I made about here needing the toilet after a big meal (she ate enough for 2 grown men despite being a size 8) by saying she only has a number two once every 3 or 4 weeks. How is that possible when she eats so much and doesn't get rid of any? It doesn't make sense!
Bert Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 Spoke to my cousin today who suffers from a blood disease called Thalassemia who responded to some wisecrack I made about here needing the toilet after a big meal (she ate enough for 2 grown men despite being a size 8) by saying she only has a number two once every 3 or 4 weeks. How is that possible when she eats so much and doesn't get rid of any? It doesn't make sense! Maybe it's the disease mate. My farts smell wonderful tonight. Dutch oven time soon.
Geo V Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 Maybe it's the disease mate.My farts smell wonderful tonight. Dutch oven time soon. Its obviously related but I still cant get my head around the logistics . Is there a doctor in the house?
Nationwider Posted 19 September 2007 Posted 19 September 2007 Tanzania and Penrith I think a cut across the Pennines on the A66 or M62 would have been the quicker route to Penrith, to be honest. Better wildlife on your route though.
Bert Posted 28 October 2007 Posted 28 October 2007 My farts smelll welll nice tonight. To you lot, they'd stink.
danny. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 once a day, but i can never go at weekend, or if I go away for the day, or anything that is outside the normal schedule. sucks a lot really! I also cant go at festivals, no matter how much i want to (the stomach pains are bad) at v fest it was something like 4 days, not good!!
FilboFox Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 1 is the normal amount for any particular day.
Durnerz Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 1 or 2 over here as well. Save them for work though and get paid for them :thumbsup: Speaking of which I feel the need to wave Mr Brown off to sea after reading this thread *gathers newspaper and heads for the john.*
danny. Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 Just had a lovely poo, massive one too. Poo report over and out.
Zingari Posted 29 October 2007 Posted 29 October 2007 I wouldn't know, ladies do not poo. thats why they're so full of shite
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