Wherethefoxhat? Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 "I can see a better time when all our dreams come true"
Wycombe Fox Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 It has to be 'The Ollie and the Ivy' (whoever Ivy is?)
sdb Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 think the way things are going Last Christmas by Wham might be more appropriate? Happy Christmas (Season is Over) by John and Yoko?
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 17 December 2007 Author Posted 17 December 2007 Trialists ! We saw three shits come sailing in !!
Asha Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Trialists !We saw three shits wise men come sailing camelling in !!
Thracian Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Trialists !We saw three shits come sailing in !! Nice one. :D
Asha Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 All I want for christmas is David Norris and Barry Hayles... Has similar flow to that of our attack.
Thracian Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 I suppose if we get relegated and keep going downhill fast all the wonderful trips will become a distant memory and we'll end up with fixtures against Accrington and Hereford. "Away In A Manger" - will have a certain ring. But, for now, (from When a Child Is Born); "It's all a dream and illusion now It must come true sometime soon somehow..." seems particularly appropriate.
Thracian Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 O come O come emmanuel (olisadebe) I thought that was a film!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 To the tune of Good King Wenceslas... Ian Holloway looked out, with the cash of Milan, upon the transfer window, with his unique brand of elan. Foreigners came in for trial, most of all from Hungary, they came in droves, thick and fast, he signed them all and sundry. When the next game came around, the fans were full of relish, but the team looked f**king awful cos, no-one spoke any English. Olly learnt his lesson, sent them back across the ocean, Gradel and Dodds came back from loan, and City won promotion.
Thracian Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 To the tune of Good King Wenceslas...Ian Holloway looked out, with the cash of Milan, upon the transfer window, with his unique brand of elan. Foreigners came in for trial, most of all from Hungary, they came in droves, thick and fast, he signed them all and sundry. When the next game came around, the fans were full of relish, but the team looked f**king awful cos, no-one spoke any English. Olly learnt his lesson, sent them back across the ocean, Gradel and Dodds came back from loan, and City won promotion. :D
Fez of Mahrez Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Silent night, Kaebi is shite, He's Iranian, but he's no Sheehan, We'll have no pensioners in our squads, Let's stick to Kingy and Logan and Dodds, Gradel's heavenly goals, Gradel's heavenly goals, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, Clemence as well, can go straight to hell, More room in the team for my lads, And not just because I know all their dads, Levi the saviour is born, Levi the saviour is born, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, He's too lightweight, but Beswick's first-rate, Fryatt is slow and Newton is shit, Chambers and Campbell are never match-fit, Get them out of the team, A squad full of kids is my dream.
Hullfox Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Silent night, Kaebi is shite,He's Iranian, but he's no Sheehan, We'll have no foreigners in our squads, Let's stick to Kingy and Logan and Dodds, Sheehan's heavenly arse, Sheehan's heavenly arse. Silent night, Kaebi is shite, Clemence as well, can go straight to hell, More room in the team for my lads, And not just because I know all their dads, Levi the saviour is born, Levi the saviour is born, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, He's too lightweight, but Beswick's first-rate, Fryatt is slow and Newton is shit, Chambers and Campbell are never match-fit, Get them out of the team, A squad full of kids is my dream. That sir is pure genius.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Ha. I decided to change it a little bit cos he's been nice to me lately. Season of goodwill and all that. I know he'll take it all in good spirits. Merry Christmas Thracian!
Wezleylowski Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Silent night, Kaebi is shite,He's Iranian, but he's no Sheehan, We'll have no foreigners in our squads, Let's stick to Kingy and Logan and Dodds, Sheehan's heavenly arse, Sheehan's heavenly arse. Silent night, Kaebi is shite, Clemence as well, can go straight to hell, More room in the team for my lads, And not just because I know all their dads, Levi the saviour is born, Levi the saviour is born, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, He's too lightweight, but Beswick's first-rate, Fryatt is slow and Newton is shit, Chambers and Campbell are never match-fit, Get them out of the team, A squad full of kids is my dream. :w00t: Genius
Zingari Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 NO CAROL !!! how many more times ?? 4-4 ****ING 2
Thracian Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 More to Silent Night: =============== Fans have gone quiet, Something's not right, Team never scores, Championship bores, Round and round, Go the players all lost, None can believe, What the comics have cost Down the table we tumble Down the table we fall. Kaebi's comes in, Tiny and thin, Five feet five, Somewhat nieve, Kingy helps by giving him a pass, Horrid men trample him into the grass, Down the table we tumble Down the table we fall. Cort's just the same, Signed for his fame But so rarely fit, Where can he sit? And when a chance it should happen his way, Misses by miles, the ball flies astray, Down the table we tumble Down the table we fall. What about Matt, This way and that, Is he a star, Will he go far? Or is he another who's not what he seems, Too slow and limited to fulfill any dreams, Down the table we tumble, Down the table we fall. If Experience counts, And they give every ounce Why are our backs Performing so cack McAuley/N'Gotty both good men with soul, Both think it's Christmas so give Hull a goal Down the table we tumble, Down the table we fall. Dourists confer, What have we learned? Hullfox distraught, City scored nought, Fez takes the piss out of Thracian again, Pretends that the young uns are really to blame, Down the table we tumble Down the table we fall. And Holloway weeps, My job was for keeps, I planned to attack To have such a crack, Yet sadly I find that the team is all duff, Sloppy and soft as that girl in white's muff, Down the table we tumble, Down the table we fall.
Daggers Posted 17 December 2007 Posted 17 December 2007 Silent night, Kaebi is shite,He's Iranian, but he's no Sheehan, We'll have no pensioners in our squads, Let's stick to Kingy and Logan and Dodds, Gradel's heavenly goals, Gradel's heavenly goals, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, Clemence as well, can go straight to hell, More room in the team for my lads, And not just because I know all their dads, Levi the saviour is born, Levi the saviour is born, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, He's too lightweight, but Beswick's first-rate, Fryatt is slow and Newton is shit, Chambers and Campbell are never match-fit, Get them out of the team, A squad full of kids is my dream. If you can convince 499 other people to sing this at Wolves I may come. Brilliant.
WetFlannel Posted 18 December 2007 Posted 18 December 2007 Add on from another thing i made up: He plays in between the sticks, goalkeeper formally known he plays for leicester city, but descended from heaven on loan Shame the rest of the squad look woeful, when compared to this hungarian giant Martin Fulop our shining light, who is conisistently always reliant Stearman can drop to the bench, or perhaps drop dead would be nicer With other players such as Cort, our position isnt hard to decifer Kaebi's now actually played, but his stature doesnt resemble a man He has the pysique of a shoolboy, Can't he fu*k off back to Iran? Cant be bothered to think of the rest...
The Reverend Posted 18 December 2007 Posted 18 December 2007 Silent night, Kaebi is shite,He's Iranian, but he's no Sheehan, We'll have no pensioners in our squads, Let's stick to Kingy and Logan and Dodds, Gradel's heavenly goals, Gradel's heavenly goals, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, Clemence as well, can go straight to hell, More room in the team for my lads, And not just because I know all their dads, Levi the saviour is born, Levi the saviour is born, Silent night, Kaebi is shite, He's too lightweight, but Beswick's first-rate, Fryatt is slow and Newton is shit, Chambers and Campbell are never match-fit, Get them out of the team, A squad full of kids is my dream. Top drawer!
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