Letter from Ollie to Plymouth fan

[richy2704]

I would give Tera Patricks backside what for!!!

Who the hell is Trevor Benjamin?

Why dont you go on PASOTI and pretend to be Swindon fans, dont bother with PAFC talk there is no f**ker on there posting anyway,I think they are all on here under secret identities.....anyone with 'From LIEcester' that would be the give away, or just started from round about when Ollie joined you lot.

Just looked him up, how the hell has he managed to play for 16 clubs when he is only 28, he has even played for two international sides, I beleive we had him in our sunday league pub team and sold him on for two halfs of cider and a packet of pork scratchings.........a good deal methinks

[Asha]

Just looked him up, how the hell has he managed to play for 16 clubs when he is only 28, he has even played for two international sides, I beleive we had him in our sunday league pub team and sold him on for two halfs of cider and a packet of pork scratchings.........a good deal methinks

We payed a million quid.

[Maybes]

We payed a million quid.

Yeah he is clinical. Leave big trev alone.

[Koke]

Plymouth have a football team?

I assume it's a family run affair and all the supporters are cousins?

Almost spot on.