Feck Arse Girls Drink

[Manwell Pablo]

Where do you live. We only have 3 seats available.

I'll have the boot.

Staying with Alex in Naraborough

Someone will have to drive to the game whether it be Jim or Alex so it wont be a problem.

[Rincewind]

A word of warning. Do not wear any kit that is brown coloured during the game. Vicky Park is a little muddy after the recent rain and if you are 'accidently' viciously tackled by Ultra, Thracian or any other revenge seeking psycopath you will be submerged into the muddy undergrowth and therefore trampled to death by the onslought of players rushing to retrieve the ball.

[Alexikokopops]

I'll have the boot.

Staying with Alex in Naraborough

Someone will have to drive to the game whether it be Jim or Alex so it wont be a problem.

TPH drops Fez straight off at the hospital.

TPH drives to mine

I clamber in TPH's mazada convertavle and we drive to the match.

That way we have 7 seats to fit me, you, Maybes, Wilkes, Fez and TPH in to get back to Narborough, then we share a taxi back in.

Job's a good 'un.

And before you ask I woke up at half 5 and couldn't get back to sleep, even though I only got to bed at half 2.

Bloody ridiculous.

[Daggers]

And before you ask I woke up at half 5 and couldn't get back to sleep, even though I only got to bed at half 2.

Bloody ridiculous.

...and it's playing the saddest song in the world...

[Zingari]

A word of warning. Do not wear any kit that is brown coloured during the game. Vicky Park is a little muddy after the recent rain and if you are 'accidently' viciously tackled by Ultra, Thracian or any other revenge seeking psycopath you will be submerged into the muddy undergrowth and therefore trampled to death by the onslought of players rushing to retrieve the ball.

Expect a summons post-haste