Master Fox Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports. The unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner". The "horrified" guard told the chap to "clean himself and the hoover", then ejected him from the premises. The unnamed vacuum-molestor later told his bosses he was actually cleaning his underwear, describing this habit as "a common practice in Poland". His employer, HG Construction, was having none of it. The company said: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh." ® http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/03/hoover_incident/
General Smuts Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 You amaze me with your funny news. You should get your own paper!
Master Fox Posted 3 March 2008 Author Posted 3 March 2008 You amaze me with your funny news.You should get your own paper! Funny you should say that, i'm actually thinking of starting one up.
andyh1884 Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports.The unnamed perv was supposed to be locking up the site, at hospital admin offices, but was instead discovered in the staff canteen "naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner". Glad to see Henry was enjoying himself
Master Fox Posted 3 March 2008 Author Posted 3 March 2008 Glad to see Henry was enjoying himself Well! They bloody come over here and take our jobs and now they're stealing and having sex with our Henry's!!! Disgrace! Send em back!
The People's Hero Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 Ultra will be devastated to find out that Henry has been cheating on him!
Raj Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 Well! They bloody come over here and take our jobs and now they're stealing and having sex with our Henry's!!! Disgrace! Send em back! Bloomin Foreigners!
The People's Hero Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 Henry will do anything for money nowadays. I knew they could vacuum, but I neither realised they could do 'polish' too.
coale39 Posted 3 March 2008 Posted 3 March 2008 I knew they could vacuum, but I neither realised they could do 'polish' too.
Master Fox Posted 3 March 2008 Author Posted 3 March 2008 Ultra will be devastated to find out that Henry has been cheating on him! A youthful Ultra makes love to his Henry.....
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