Fez of Mahrez Posted 24 March 2008 Posted 24 March 2008 I'm going to form a band called The Paul Jewell Sex Tape.
lookwhaticando Posted 24 March 2008 Posted 24 March 2008 I'm beginning to think there isn't a football person out there who isn't a complete wally. Well, I mean I always thought as much... but a Paul Jewell sex tape has put it somewhat beyond all doubt.
joely22 Posted 24 March 2008 Posted 24 March 2008 The tape is actually just under six years old. Still funny though!
Asha Posted 24 March 2008 Posted 24 March 2008 The tape is actually just under six years old.Still funny though! So Paul Jewell would have been manager in the Third Division or something. Where was the incentive for the dyke there though?
the_bowman Posted 24 March 2008 Posted 24 March 2008 How come this hasn't appeared anywhere else? And if it has, could someone link me up?
lildave3 Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 How come this hasn't appeared anywhere else?And if it has, could someone link me up? Why do you want to watch Paul Jewell?
Unit Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 And to think... he was linked with the managers position here at some point... ...now he's in a completely different position... har har... no.
lookwhaticando Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Why do you want to watch Paul Jewell? To learn a trick or two. Paul Jewell is clearly a sexual machine.
Thracian Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Call me nieve but what sort of idiot, being in the public eye, would film himself enjoying in an elicit romp and then, even more daft, somehow enable that film to effectively go out onto general release? I don't suppose it will be professional suicide. Football is full of arseholes and his is no muckier than many others but I can only imagine how his wife and kids will feel. They'll know they've been shafted as surely as the woman in the film and Derby County have got it up em too. You can just imagine the latest visiting fans' chant at their place... "you're going down with the knickers!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 My first thought when I saw this was Keith Lard off Phoenix Nights, anyone else? My First thought was.....i will not sleep tonight
Darkzzz_ Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Call me nieve but what sort of idiot, being in the public eye, would film himself enjoying in an elicit romp and then, even more daft, somehow enable that film to effectively go out onto general release? I don't suppose it will be professional suicide. Football is full of arseholes and his is no muckier than many others but I can only imagine how his wife and kids will feel. They'll know they've been shafted as surely as the woman in the film and Derby County have got it up em too. You can just imagine the latest visiting fans' chant at their place... "you're going down with the knickers! Exactly!!!
Dr The Singh Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 I haven't seen the video, if anyone has it then plase do forward it to me!! But I feel for his family, his wife and kids, they must be feeling very upset!!! Although thi sincidence will not affect his managerial qualities, but I hope he does lose the respect he does not deserve!!!
Thracian Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 I haven't seen the video, if anyone has it then plase do forward it to me!! Always willing to learn, eh? :D
Dr The Singh Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Always willing to learn, eh? :D Thracian, the definition of Sikh is 'to learn', i'm always willing to take advice and take in any advancements to my current situation!! If you have any video's of yourself in that kind, i'm more then willing to watch and learn!!!
the_bowman Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 When I said a link, I meant to another website featuring the story, you wallies! I was just saying that, because I can't see it on skysports or anything, and I woud have thought it would have been quite big
Thracian Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 Thracian, the definition of Sikh is 'to learn', i'm always willing to take advice and take in any advancements to my current situation!! If you have any video's of yourself in that kind, i'm more then willing to watch and learn!!! :D Back in the days when I might have taught you a trick or two, I don't think they'd invented video cameras! Now, I'm so sensually appealing that even my wife prefers me to wear a mask. You know the sort of thing: Superman Mondays, Rambo Tuesday's, Batman then Robin, Wednesday's, Will Smith Thursday's and the Seven Dwarfs Fridays if I want to play myself but go for multiple orgasms. If there's been clandestine film made it'll be listed under comedy! My wife and I have always been able to laugh about sex - ever since she first took my pants down!
Dr The Singh Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 You been taking 'make-up' tips from my Mrs MF????
Thracian Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 You been taking 'make-up' tips from my Mrs MF???? It might help if I could borrow some of his plaster of Paris!
Dr The Singh Posted 25 March 2008 Posted 25 March 2008 :D Back in the days when I might have taught you a trick or two, I don't think they'd invented video cameras!Now, I'm so sensually appealing that even my wife prefers me to wear a mask. You know the sort of thing: Superman Mondays, Rambo Tuesday's, Batman then Robin, Wednesday's, Will Smith Thursday's and the Seven Dwarfs Fridays if I want to play myself but go for multiple orgasms. If there's been clandestine film made it'll be listed under comedy! My wife and I have always been able to laugh about sex - ever since she first took my pants down!
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