Lavatorial Humour and Artistry

[davieG]

When I last had the misfortune to use a public toilet apart from it being disgustingly filthy it was clear to see that the current trend for filling the walls with homosexual images and crude comments was still going strong.

It's shame because when I was a young lad the public loos provided virtually my whole sexual education as well being a source of excellent graphics including full size detailed drawings of the female form, extracts from the karma sutra, rich humour, poetry and limericks.

I can't remember all of them but some of the written stuff that springs to mind is:

The obvious and prolific

'Kilroy was here' (never did understand what that was about)

The helpful

Our aim is to keep these toilets clean your aim will help.

The predictable

'The future of Britain is in your hands' along with 'Why look up ashamed to look down'.

The Renowned

Here I sit broken hearted

Paid a penny

And Only Farted

The infamous

In this shit house do not linger

We're short of paper

So use your finger

If your finger is to small

Then wipe your arse upon the wall

Here!

The Epitaph:

When the shit house poet dies

He will find erected in the Skies

As a token of his wit

A column made of solid shit

[Zingari]

don't come here to piss about

have a piss and piss off out

[BigGibbo]

It’s shame because when I was a young lad the public loos provided virtually my whole sexual education.

This sentence is a slightly worrying insight into your youth.

[davieG]

This sentence is a slightly worrying insight into your youth.

Nothing worrying about when you consider it was in the late 50's / early 60s when talk of sex anywhere was taboo, no top shelf magazines, no internet, no books, remember this is when Lady Chatterly's Lover was banned as obscene, no sex education at school, you relied on your mates and the quality of the information in the loos was excellent.

Strange I know but there had to be an outlet to the country's sexual frustrations and this was it. They certainly weren't the haunt of Homosexuals they've since become.

[BigGibbo]

Nothing worrying about when you consider it was in the late 50's / early 60s when talk of sex anywhere was taboo, no top shelf magazines, no internet, no books, remember this is when Lady Chatterly's Lover was banned as obscene, no sex education at school, you relied on your mates and the quality of the information in the loos was excellent.

Strange I know but there had to be an outlet to the country's sexual frustrations and this was it. They certainly weren't the haunt of Homosexuals they've since become.

[Zingari]

he who writes upon these walls

should have it tattooed on his balls

[Smudge]

Dyslexia Lures KO

[Zingari]

Some come here to sit and think

some come here to shit and stink

but I come here to scratch my balls

and read the writing on the walls

[Zingari]

Sticks and stones may break my bones,

but whips and chains excite me,

So... throw me down,

and tie me up and show me that you like me.

[Zingari]

This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take shit off nobody.

[Lillehamring]

This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take shit off nobody.

wow, looks like youæve found your niche

[Zingari]

wow, looks like youæve found your niche

is that a Norwegian word

[Rincewind]

In pub loos.

I'm only here

To piss my beer

So you can sod off

If you're a queer.

[Phube]

The Fat Dog Café, Rotorua, New Zealand.

[Lillehamring]

is that a Norwegian word

heh, new laptop with a norwegian keyboard, everything is in the wrong place!