Mark Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Brian Deane [Leeds - Sunderland] Free Steve Howey [unattached - Hartlepool] Free Julian Joachim [Leeds - Walsall] Loan Kevin Pressman [Leeds - Coventry] Non-contract Tony Thorpe [QPR - Rotherham] Loan
C-man Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Adams obviously rates Pressman. Brian Deane will be good for Sunderland with Kevin Kyle out. Steve Howey will do well in a lower divison, as he did ok in the prem last year. Joachim can still score goals im sure, especially in League 1 An i cant remember tony thorpe playing for us
Ash Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Pressman - Think MA has signed him for more of a coaching role than anything
Durnerz Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Pressman - Think MA has signed him for more of a coaching role than anything 83146[/snapback] Lesson one: How to let a harmless ball squirm under your legs.
Anish Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Pressman - Think MA has signed him for more of a coaching role than anything 83146[/snapback] Lesson one: How to let a harmless ball squirm under your legs. 83177[/snapback] Lesson two - how to let the opposing goalkeeper score from a long punt upfield. Anyone care to add any more of Pressman's coaching lessons?....
Scow Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Pressman - Think MA has signed him for more of a coaching role than anything 83146[/snapback] Lesson one: How to let a harmless ball squirm under your legs. 83177[/snapback] Lesson two - how to let the opposing goalkeeper score from a long punt upfield. Anyone care to add any more of Pressman's coaching lessons?.... 83200[/snapback] Lesson three: How to come out for a cross, then go back, come again, go back, then look like a fat useless twat.
Chimp Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Pressman - Think MA has signed him for more of a coaching role than anything 83146[/snapback] Lesson one: How to let a harmless ball squirm under your legs. 83177[/snapback] Lesson two - how to let the opposing goalkeeper score from a long punt upfield. Anyone care to add any more of Pressman's coaching lessons?.... 83200[/snapback] Lesson three: How to come out for a cross, then go back, come again, go back, then look like a fat useless twat. 83203[/snapback] Lesson Four: How to fall on your fat lardy arse and let the ball bounce over you.
stez Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 lesson six: learn how to control time, so the game goes on in real time, while your in slo-mo
Anish Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 lesson six: learn how to control time, so the game goes on in real time, while your in slo-mo 83245[/snapback]
Durnerz Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Lesson 7 - Eat as much as you can to give the striker less to aim at, just never come off your line further than the 6 yard box.
Nationwider Posted 25 March 2005 Posted 25 March 2005 Lesson 9 - just think "f*** it" and eat the yellow snow anyway.
Oli Posted 27 March 2005 Posted 27 March 2005 Lesson 10: How to let the ball round under your body, even though your that fat it does seem impossible.
Durnerz Posted 28 March 2005 Posted 28 March 2005 Lesson 10: How to let the ball round under your body, even though your that fat it does seem impossible. 83703[/snapback] Lesson 11: A slight variation of lesson 1 in lesson 10
Oli Posted 28 March 2005 Posted 28 March 2005 Lesson 10: How to let the ball round under your body, even though your that fat it does seem impossible. 83703[/snapback] Lesson 11: A slight variation of lesson 1 in lesson 10 84039[/snapback] I was refering to the Crewe away game where it didn't go under his legs it went under his fat lardy belly.
Durnerz Posted 28 March 2005 Posted 28 March 2005 Lesson 10: How to let the ball round under your body, even though your that fat it does seem impossible. 83703[/snapback] Lesson 11: A slight variation of lesson 1 in lesson 10 84039[/snapback] I was refering to the Crewe away game where it didn't go under his legs it went under his fat lardy belly. 84040[/snapback] How is that possible??
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