Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
 Share
Daggers

What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

Recommended Posts

FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

Posted
Posted

When my stupid fooking step sister parks her car slap bang in the middle of the two spaces in front of the house so my car can't fit without blocking I the neighbours so I have to park miles away at the end of the road JUST COS SHE CAN'T DRIVE!!!!! literally nothing on the good earth annoys me more than this

MikeyT

MikeyT

Posted
Posted

When my stupid fooking step sister parks her car slap bang in the middle of the two spaces in front of the house so my car can't fit without blocking I the neighbours so I have to park miles away at the end of the road JUST COS SHE CAN'T DRIVE!!!!! literally nothing on the good earth annoys me more than this

Headbutt her!!!!

  • Like 1
FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

Posted
Posted

I'd love to - infact I ****ing hate her, she's ****ing fat, miserable, obnoxious, smelly, her personal hygiene is very questionable, messy, demanding of her dad and all in all a bad egg - infact she has the physique of an egg, I would happily give her a back hand and tell her how it is but her dad (my mums partner) would literally bury me, probably in different places over leicestershire

MikeyT

MikeyT

Posted
Posted

I'd love to - infact I ****ing hate her, she's ****ing fat, miserable, obnoxious, smelly, her personal hygiene is very questionable, messy, demanding of her dad and all in all a bad egg - infact she has the physique of an egg, I would happily give her a back hand and tell her how it is but her dad (my mums partner) would literally bury me, probably in different places over leicestershire

I get this distinct impression you aren't her biggest fan. lol

Oh and i was kidding about headbutting her. I am against violence in any way, especially towards females. :D

FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

Posted
Posted

Normally I would totally agree with you - but in this case what were dealing with is not human - it's a pig - and therefore fine, nit her biggest fan either, by the way she's never gonna find a man because all she/it does is sit in her hovel of a bedroom all day (more like a rats den) so if anybody is desperate enough to take this fine speciman of a woman on a date then please feel free and get this gollum out of the house.... Please form an ordely que

MikeyT

MikeyT

Posted
Posted

Normally I would totally agree with you - but in this case what were dealing with is not human - it's a pig - and therefore fine, nit her biggest fan either, by the way she's never gonna find a man because all she/it does is sit in her hovel of a bedroom all day (more like a rats den) so if anybody is desperate enough to take this fine speciman of a woman on a date then please feel free and get this gollum out of the house.... Please form an ordely que

soundstoppic.jpg

Zingari

Zingari

Posted
Posted

Normally I would totally agree with you - but in this case what were dealing with is not human - it's a pig - and therefore fine, nit her biggest fan either, by the way she's never gonna find a man because all she/it does is sit in her hovel of a bedroom all day (more like a rats den) so if anybody is desperate enough to take this fine speciman of a woman on a date then please feel free and get this gollum out of the house.... Please form an ordely que

Get Jeremy Kyle to sort it out for you , I'll look out for it :thumbup:

FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

Posted
Posted

I think JK would agree with me to be honest, the stupid oaf is in the kitchen now, just smashed a glass, got in a total flap and in doing so smashed a mug! I really couldn't make it up - she's announced to the house that she's going out tonight so if anyones in town look out for what looks like a circus tent with a big trout peeking out of the top and youve got your girl

  • Like 1
Zingari

Zingari

Posted
Posted (edited)

I think JK would agree with me to be honest, the stupid oaf is in the kitchen now, just smashed a glass, got in a total flap and in doing so smashed a mug! I really couldn't make it up - she's announced to the house that she's going out tonight so if anyones in town look out for what looks like a circus tent with a big trout peeking out of the top and youve got your girl

Perhaps you ought to try a different selling technique :D ( try accentuating the positives a little more) you never know , with a good line in patter you could be shot of her in no time ;)

Edited by Zingari
MikeyT

MikeyT

Posted
Posted

I think JK would agree with me to be honest, the stupid oaf is in the kitchen now, just smashed a glass, got in a total flap and in doing so smashed a mug! I really couldn't make it up - she's announced to the house that she's going out tonight so if anyones in town look out for what looks like a circus tent with a big trout peeking out of the top and youve got your girl

She sounds proper fit! Gimme some o'that.

FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

Posted
Posted

Perhaps you ought to try a different selling technique :D ( try accentuating the positives a little more) you never know , with a good line in patter you could be shot of her in no time ;)

Ha ha the ironic thing is a actually work in sales!! However there is a well known saying I'm sure you're aware of; "you can't polish a turd" - I have morals, I can't big this up and lie to my clients, I suppose one good point is her "forbidden apple" is completely untouched.... You might need a duster though, and a nose plug

Zingari

Zingari

Posted
Posted

Just realised I had my first ever foxestalk rant! In a good mood now cos I'm off out!

Don't get too drunk and start chatting up some bird who looks like a tent with a trout sticking out of the top :D

  • Like 1
Mee

Mee

Posted
Posted

Just realised I had my first ever foxestalk rant! In a good mood now cos I'm off out!

What's her number mate?

Wymsey

Wymsey

Posted
Posted (edited)

How?

I donated £10 to Foxestalk. I tried to donate it a few days back; the account then showed that it had been sent to Mark (admin) but then he messaged me saying he hasn't received it. This £10 = :dunno: where it's gone.

I tried again yesterday donating the same amount, but it has been sent with success. :)

Edited by Wymeswold fox
Bugg

Bugg

Posted
Posted

I donated £10 to Foxestalk. I tried to donate it a few days back; the account then showed that it had been sent to Mark (admin) but then he messaged me saying he hasn't received it. This £10 = :dunno: where it's gone.

I tried again yesterday donating the same amount, but it has been sent with success. :)

I can help.

All I need is your bank account details :ph34r:

MikeyT

MikeyT

Posted
Posted

I donated £10 to Foxestalk. I tried to donate it a few days back; the account then showed that it had been sent to Mark (admin) but then he messaged me saying he hasn't received it. This £10 = :dunno: where it's gone.

I tried again yesterday donating the same amount, but it has been sent with success. :)

You donated £10 to Foxestalk and only £3 to my sponsorship?! Disgraceful. :ph34r:

:P

FoxyPV

FoxyPV

Posted
Posted

You donated £10 to Foxestalk and only £3 to my sponsorship?! Disgraceful. :ph34r:

:P

He didn't sponsor me at all. :cry:

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...