What grinds my gears...

[The Doctor]

bumping into the mother of an old school friend and being told by her that I look about 30. S'always great to know I look about over a decade older than I am.

[Len Finsbury]

bumping into the mother of an old school friend and being told by her that I look about 30. S'always great to know I look about over a decade older than I am.

Perhaps she was just trying to justify her actions to herself before she goes all cougar on you!

[The Doctor]

Perhaps she was just trying to justify her actions to herself before she goes all cougar on you!

This is a gutter:

please refrain from placing your mind in it.

[Mee]

This is a gutter:

please refrain from placing your mind in it.

MILF?

[MikeyT]

Had two people on Facebook tonight on their statuses saying "Life is crap". I just want to put one word there in answer to them...Norway!!

[z-layrex]

Someone's scratched their initials into the door of my brand new fiesta.

[Finnegan]

Someone's scratched their initials into the door of my brand new fiesta.

Narrows down the suspects at least!

[z-layrex]

Narrows down the suspects at least!

yeah, now just need to find all the under 16 year old chavs in Brighton with the initials W.V. and interrogate them.

[Daggers]

Had two people on Facebook tonight on their statuses saying "Life is crap". I just want to put one word there in answer to them...Norway!!

I don't think suggesting they go there is in any way going to raise their spirits.

Don't volunteer with the Samaritans is my tip.

[MikeyT]

I don't think suggesting they go there is in any way going to raise their spirits.

Don't volunteer with the Samaritans is my tip.

It's wrong that i find this amusing.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Buying a printer - asking the stupid girl in the shop if I need any (and I quote) "...cartridges or cables?" - her quite snobbishly informing me that everythings in the box.

NO YOU STUPID BINT EVERYTHING IS NOT IN THE BOX - I NEED A CABLE!

I wouldn't mind but I specifically asked who I thought was a knowledgeable employee, and the stuff I need to print is very time critical ie. I need it tomorrow morning. Won't be shopping at Rymans again (after I've got my cable)

[cambridgefox]

Said it before. Tractors,i know i live in the sticks but i had to go to a place called Wisbech(not worth visiting) in the heart of the fens, i must have overtook at least 12 "shit flickers" in 30 miles.On winding uneven roads with drains on the side ,it wasnt worth risking mine or anyone elses lives,so it took forever,i could feel myself boiling with frustration.The only things today that amused me were 2 places i went through one was called "Three Holes" and the other was"Rings End" i piss myself everytime i go through them.Grow up Cambridgefox!!!

Edited 25 July 2011 by cambridgefox

[FoxyPV]

Said it before. Tractors,i know i live in the sticks but i had to go to a place called Wisbech(not worth visiting) in the heart of the fens, i must have overtook at least 12 "shit flickers in 30 miles."On winding uneven roads with drains on the side ,it wasnt worth risking mine or anyone elses lives,so it took forever,i could feel myself boiling with frustration.The only things today that amused me were 2 places i went through one was called "Three Holes" and the other was"Rings End" i piss myself everytime i go through them.Grow up Cambridgefox!!!

[ajthefox]

Buying a printer - asking the stupid girl in the shop if I need any (and I quote) "...cartridges or cables?" - her quite snobbishly informing me that everythings in the box.

NO YOU STUPID BINT EVERYTHING IS NOT IN THE BOX - I NEED A CABLE!

I wouldn't mind but I specifically asked who I thought was a knowledgeable employee, and the stuff I need to print is very time critical ie. I need it tomorrow morning. Won't be shopping at Rymans again (after I've got my cable)

I hate it when you go somewhere and the staff are useless, but if you knew you needed a cable, why ask her?

[FoxesAreBlue]

I hate it when you go somewhere and the staff are useless, but if you knew you needed a cable, why ask her?

I didn't, that's why I asked!!

[Wymsey]

The radio adverts by Morrison's consisting of little kids pleading to their parents they want to go to the damn supermarket.

Edited 26 July 2011 by Wymeswold fox

[Itsthejoeker]

The radio adverts by Morrison's consisting of little kids pleading to their parents they want to go to the damn supermarket.

To see Leicester's new signing

[Bellend Sebastian]

Those sodding Harvester adverts. They make my skin crawl

[l444ry]

I am convinced there is a person at the Treasury who's sole job is to think up the best excuses for the worst Chancellor on the planet. On the bright side he has now got a whole three months to think up some more.

In no particular order-:

North Sea Maintenance, Snow, April, Bank Holidays, Japanese Tsunami, mild autumn, Royal Family, economic icebergs, the banks, cold winter, talking up a double dip, consumer confidence, US economy, price of the pound, economic headwinds, warm spring, the Eurozone, the bond market, transportation prices, the Greek problem, world food prices, the price of oil, talking down the economy.

In the last nine months of his leadership of the economy good old Gideon has managed a fantastic GDP growth of 0.2%. With the economically inept idiot sticking to his course the Bullshit Excuse Finder will be very busy for the forseeable future.

I cannot wait to see the crushing blow to the economy that’ll be dealt by the Olympics next year.

[lavrentis]

Capital FM.

Gem 106

[Parafox]

.

Gem 106

You gotta be kidding, right... the smallest playlist on radio with the worst presenters ever...

Same songs, different days

Drivel, radio for morons (no offence)

[Finnegan]

I am convinced there is a person at the Treasury who's sole job is to think up the best excuses for the worst Chancellor on the planet. On the bright side he has now got a whole three months to think up some more.

In no particular order-:

North Sea Maintenance, Snow, April, Bank Holidays, Japanese Tsunami, mild autumn, Royal Family, economic icebergs, the banks, cold winter, talking up a double dip, consumer confidence, US economy, price of the pound, economic headwinds, warm spring, the Eurozone, the bond market, transportation prices, the Greek problem, world food prices, the price of oil, talking down the economy.

In the last nine months of his leadership of the economy good old Gideon has managed a fantastic GDP growth of 0.2%. With the economically inept idiot sticking to his course the Bullshit Excuse Finder will be very busy for the forseeable future.

I cannot wait to see the crushing blow to the economy that’ll be dealt by the Olympics next year.

What's that coming over the hill, is it Jon the Hat? Is it Jon the Hat?

[Austin]

Going to work 6 ****ing hours before you're due in because some coont changes the rota and doesn't let you know.

End result .. have to go home and wait to go back!

Edited 27 July 2011 by Litster

[Daggers]

Food poisoning

[Wymsey]

Capital FM.

Gem 106

Capital FM is worse than Radio one with the quality of songs they play.

Gem 106 is alright though.

Edited 27 July 2011 by Wymeswold fox