Lighthouse

[The People's Hero]

Lighthouse in a sorry state,

Surely this can't be your fate?

Your light still guides us,

Still shines true,

You care for us - who cares for you?

Your benevolent presence determined to stop,

Boats from colliding with that rocky outcrop,

Who better to occupy you then,

Than I and my friend, Bellend Sebastien?

With wood and iron and work overdue,

We'll put you back to good as new,

Your beam of light shall know no bounds,

And to think, you're for sale, for just one pound.

[lavrentis]

What?

[Bellend Sebastian]

What?

You'll thank us when we save you from a watery grave

[stez]

i prefer kens stuff, sorry

[syston_fox]

[Bellend Sebastian]

You had to go and spoil it

[Alexikokopops]

I spent a good half hour trying to find that picture of Barry Hayles in front of a lighthouse when I saw this yesterday.

Failed.