Wilkesy Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Did anyone else get a phone call at silly o'clock this morning from the legend himself?
Guest Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 No. I would be worried if I had, he doesn't have the number.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Remind me not to give him my number at Oldham.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 No. I would be worried if I had, he doesn't have the number. But i do. And its Freshers tonight. Excellent.
filbertway Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Yep, 3:19 AM Bert, did you answer and have a chat with him, if you did, was he making much sence? haha
Guest Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 But i do. And its Freshers tonight. Excellent. I shall look forward to it.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 I shall look forward to it. Well as i shan't see you tommorrow it'll have to make do as your weekly Smuts fix.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 GET YOUR FRINGE OUT FOR THE LADS!
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 GET YOUR FRINGE OUT FOR THE LADS! I don't have your number. You lucky swine.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Do you get your girlfriend to chant 'your chant' at you?
Guest Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Well as i shan't see you tommorrow it'll have to make do as your weekly Smuts fix.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Peuts, I might give you my number. You're hilarious when you're drunk. A bit of a chore when you're sober, but awesome when drunk. You should have strongbow on a drip or something.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Do you get your girlfriend to chant 'your chant' at you? It makes for exciting and deliciously egotistical foreplay We all know you'll miss me. Everyone does.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Aren't you a fair way in to the relationship? You still bother with foreplay? Poor form. The Rainmaker, 35.
lcfc_jme Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Yeah I did. I was awake though. Haha he was planning on waking you up and giving you a bit of aggro, or so he said anyway. Such a sweet boy, apologised for awaking me from a mild sleep. Wils.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Peuts, I might give you my number. You're hilarious when you're drunk.A bit of a chore when you're sober, but awesome when drunk. You should have strongbow on a drip or something. That's me ... just like washing up when im sober!
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 I've rang him a few times when I've been arseholed and I never get him.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Aren't you a fair way in to the relationship?You still bother with foreplay? Poor form. The Rainmaker, 35. By foreplay i mean begging.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 By foreplay i mean begging. Why am I envisioning you making sweet love with your girlfriend, but when I tap you on the shoulder, it IS you, but with Tom Selleck's face.. and it IS your girlfriend but with Tom Selleck's body?
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Why am I envisioning you making sweet love with your girlfriend, but when I tap you on the shoulder, it IS you, but with Tom Selleck's face.. and it IS your girlfriend but with Tom Selleck's body? Well i hollowed out his face and wore it as a mask. She used his body as a blanket. And that was out thursday night.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Well i hollowed out his face and wore it as a mask. She used his body as a blanket.And that was out thursday night. I'm so going to photoshop this. All I need is: a) Photoshop b) A picture of you and the missus doing the nasty c) A picture of Tom Selleck, naked. I have one of those things... but where am I going to get photoshop and the picture of Tom Selleck?
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 I'm so going to photoshop this.All I need is: a) Photoshop b) A picture of you and the missus doing the nasty c) A picture of Tom Selleck, naked. I have one of those things... but where am I going to get photoshop and the picture of Tom Selleck? The internet darling. You can find everything on it these days. As for part b. Check your PM's.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 The internet darling.You can find everything on it these days. As for part b. Check your PM's. I've checked my pms and all I can say is... is she snoring?
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