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Man Flu

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I have it.

I have it worse than anyone else.

Ever.

At least I don't have the Noroshittingyourself virus.

But the latter is a great way of losing over half a stone quickly. :cool:

Posted
But the latter is a great way of losing over half a stone quickly. :cool:

C'uz you really need to.

Means I'm banned from going to Devon tomorrow but it also means I feel too shit to go to the game as well.

I'll bravely battle through some booze to see if that helps.

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Well ive just been diagnosed with Gout and its bloody painfull ill be off work until its better and im on full pay. :ph34r:

SHEER AGONY I TELLS YA

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I have the mother of all man flus

My man flu's bigger than yours

So there

**** off.

My throat is more sore than a knob on a sander.

My back aches more than a teen with unrequited love.

My flu is bigger than John Holmes.

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